Levi: oh? What's this? Someone who I'm taller than?
Edward: shut up
Levi: what's that Goldilocks? I can't hear you from up here
Edward: I said shut up
Levi: hmm shorty? I didn't catch that.
Edward: DONT CALL ME SHORT YOU 34 YEAR OLD--
Alphonse: (picks up Edward) Calm down brother...
Edward: but he called me short
Alphonse: everyone calls you short.
Edward: yeah I know...
