Levi: Jocie-Chan why would you ship yourself and that brat?
Quiet Levi I don't judge your life choices
Levi: well when you know who finds out you like him you'll be in trouble
Heichou who are you--
Mikasa: (comes out of nowhere) GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AHHHHHHHHHHHH MIKASA NOO
Mikasa: (Demon voice) SO I HEARD YOU LIKE MY EREN!?
N-NO I WAS JUST KIDDING NAH I C-CANT STAND THE KID
Eren: Yo Joce, so our ship name is ErenCakeEater?
*Gulp*
Mikasa: Run.
And with that, PansycakeEater died a horrible death. The moral of the story is to never get in the way of a yandere and her lover. The end.
