Over the summer, my cousin and I went to Cedar Point with her church group. (Even though we live in Ohio it was still about a 4 hour drive)
So yada yada we rode rides I won my prized squid hat.
So me and my cousin are sitting at this table with a little girl from the church group. Me and my couising both had our squid hats on and since my hair was in braids (black girls know what I mean. OUR HAIR WONT STAY STRAIGHT FOR CRAP! Well at least mine anyway. Oh well, I'm wearing it curly over the summer anyway), the little girl couldn't see my hair.
She said, "Are you the girl (looking at my obviously female cousin) and are you the boy (looking at yours truly)?"
My cousin busted out into laughter and I'm just sitting here like 'do I really look that masculine no if i were a dude you could tell...right? I have boobs...they're not small...i-im female.'
I know it was just a little girl and I know I shouldn't have felt so offended but I did because I'm an awful person
The end.
