Levi: Hanji what's with that ukulele
Hanji: Levi what do you mean?
Levi: something horrible happens every time you try playing it. For example, Oluo got eaten by Erwin'seyebrows, Eren got shot out of a canon, and you got eaten by Sonny
Hanji: I think it possesses power that us mere mortals can't yet understand. That ukulele might be connected to the universe, and it may be trying to send us a message. That ukulele may hold the answers to life itself.
Levi: what!?
Hanji: but hey, that's just a theory. A UKULELE THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING!
Levi: oi...
