Mikasa: i-im sorry Armin, but (dramatic pause) I LOVE EREN!!!
Armin: (falls to knees) NOOOOOOOO!!! Well, if I can't have your hand in marriage, then I'll have to fight for it! (Draws swords) Where is he?
Mikasa: Armin don't hurt Eren!
Eren: (walks in dramatically) He won't. For I, Eren Jae-*COUGH COUGH*
Levi: CUT! COUGHING IS NOT IN YOUR LINES JAEGAR!
Eren: Sir why are we doing this again?
Levi: (sigh) the annual Squad soap opera competitions are coming up and YOU DONT WANT A DISASTER LIKE LAST YEAR, RIGHT!?
Armin/Eren: N-no sir!
Levi: well then, back from the beginning
Armin/Eren: ugh..
