Moblit: Squad Leader if you don't mind me asking, what are you?
Hanji: huh?
Moblit: I mean what do you identify as?
Hanji: Hanji Zoe
Moblit: I mean what's in your pants?
Hanji: Levi usually
Moblit: you're not gonna tell me are you...
Hanji: nope ;-)
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