Eren: okay so since Joce is making us play this game, let's gather around
Jean: do we really have to play? I mean, whats she gonna do if we refuse (Jeans mouth is replaced with a horse mouth)
Eren: that. She can do that. She's the Author-chan.
Everyone: (sits in circle)
Armin: oooh I'll go first! (Spins bottle) (lands on Sasha)
Sasha: huh!?
Armin: uh...
Levi: just kiss Potato girl, you coward
Armin: (kisses Sasha on the cheek)
Eren: it was supposed to be on the lips but whatever. My turn! (Spins the bottle) (lands on Levi)
Levi: no. (Stands up) no. (Walks over to window) no. (Opens window) no. (Jumps out of window) NO!!!
Eren: okay then...
Mikasa: I'll kiss you instea--
Jean: Neigh neigh! (My turn!) (Spins bottle) (lands on Eren) NEIGH! (F**K)
Eren: get your horse lips away from me!
Jean: NEIGH NEIGH!!!! (SCREW YOU!!!!) (kisses Eren)
Mikasa: (gets nose bleed)
Levi: (walks back in) (turns around and walks back out)
Connie: why are they still kissing?
Armin: uh guys?
Mikasa: (gets idea for her next fanfic)
Eren: (pulls away and punches Jean) GEEZ I NEVER THOUGHT MY FIRST KISS WOULD BE WITH A HORSE!!!
Jean: NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH!!!? (WHY DID I KINDA ENJOY IT!!!?)
Mikasa: (sigh) My turn (spins bottle) (Lands on Hanji)
Hanji: um...
Mikasa: oh...
Hanji: this will be awkward....
Mikasa: yeah... (Moves in for kiss)
Levi: (comes in out of nowhere) (bats Mikasa out of the universe) MINE!
Hanji: heheheh thanks Levi....
Levi: tch I guess its my turn (spins bottle.) (Lands on Armin)
Levi: (breaks bottle in half and throws it out the window.) We're done playing this.
