Hanji: I now know what we must do
Levi: what is it?
Hanji: we have to sprinkle this instrument with the blood of a shifter, and then burn it in a first pit. Then, we must cleanse ourselves and our living quarters with holy water. This is the only way to truly destroy the ukulele.
Levi: *gasp*
Hanji: but that sounds like too much work let's just bury it again instead.
Jean: GUYS EREN JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED AND MIKASA IS TRYING TO KILL ME well that's normal BUT THE FIRST PART ISNT!!!!
Hanji: okay its settled we're burning this thing
Levi: yep.
