Pick up lines for all the signs.
Aries: R u the sun bc damn ur fricken hawt
Taurus: I'd give up sweats if i could have a piece of dat ass
Gemini: your hotter then the bottom of my laptop
Cancer: love me, im cute
Leo: We would take such cute couple selfies *Wink Wink*
Virgo: Your perfect and amazing and you seem pretty cool and we should talk more and now im rambling just make out with me
Libra: If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together
Scorpio: your hot lets fuck
Sagittarius: HI
Capricorn: Shut up and kiss me. please.
Aquarius: you + me sitting in a tree k i s s i n g
Pisces: Do you like cuddling?
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heheh i like this one XD
I am cute
Who wouldent love me ;3
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LOL Zodiacs
HumorOkay so, i'm now in love with zodiacs, i found a ton of hilarious ones on the internet! NONE OF THEM WERE ORIGINALLY MINE. !!!!Please dont take any offense by any of these, they are just for fun :3 So please, if you have any complaints, just...
