The signs when they stub their toe
Aries: GOT FUCKING DAMN IT *Breaks down the door*
Taurus: SHIT MAN
Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer: FUCK *Sobs* YOU *Sobbing intensifies*
Leo: *Screams while laying face down in bed*
Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I WAS WEARING SHOES
Libra: goodbye cruel world
Scorpio: *Rips door off and hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius: *Hits the door* STOP
Capricorn: *Bites their fist* No i'm fine i'm swear ITS TOTALLY NOT BROKEN
Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE
Pisces: WHY ME
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LOL Zodiacs
HumorOkay so, i'm now in love with zodiacs, i found a ton of hilarious ones on the internet! NONE OF THEM WERE ORIGINALLY MINE. !!!!Please dont take any offense by any of these, they are just for fun :3 So please, if you have any complaints, just...
