What the zodiacs eat when they're high

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Aries: Cheetos, potato chips, etc

Taurus: brownies, cake, cupcakes, everything sweet

Gemini: the person right next to them. If no one's there, the cat.

Cancer: literally everything in sight

Leo: is ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

Virgo: more pot. just in plant form

Libra: brownies (probably with more pot in them)

Scorpio: probably a fucking car tire

Sagittarius: probably a fucking plant

Capricorn: will probably order chinese and then fall asleep before it gets there

Aquarius: too much fucking pizza

Pisces: ICECREAM

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