The zodiac signs as things my litter brother has said
Aries: I AM YOUR FUTURE
Taurus: Pigeons are have rabies
Gemini: Give me your levels
Cancer: Jacob invokes the beast
Leo: No, I'm going to crawl around like a tiger, or a bear
Virgo: Your flight has been denied
Libra: Pigeons are evil
Scorpio: I'm not speaking French, you dip-twitch
Sagittarius: It's a five foot long stick that's on fire, I call it my little candle
Capricorn: He was right about everything, even that my left butt cheek is bigger then my right
Aquarius: Here comes the invisible man, he's a little p-i-s-s-e-d off
Pisces: Desperation is just a state of mind
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LOL Zodiacs
HumorOkay so, i'm now in love with zodiacs, i found a ton of hilarious ones on the internet! NONE OF THEM WERE ORIGINALLY MINE. !!!!Please dont take any offense by any of these, they are just for fun :3 So please, if you have any complaints, just...
