the signs as toothpaste

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Aries: strawberry blast

Taurus: super cinnamon

Gemini: "I use all natural leaves from the depths of Peru's cleanes-" stfu you use bubble gum

Cancer: minty fresh ahhhhh

Leo: poppin cotton candy

Virgo: extra super glamour girl whitening

Libra: healthy gum and std prevention method toothpaste

Scorpio: lol brushing my teeth wtf

Sagittarius: kidz blueberry brain freeze

Capricorn: grape and cherry cavity prevention

Aquarius: cool aid is the best toothpaste

Pisces: I dip my toothbrush in the blood of super models passed mixed with baking soda for health purposes lol it's natural

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