LOL Zodiacs

how the signs speak

  how the signs speak  

aries: talks very enthusiastically and quickly, doesn't take a lot of breaths or pauses, makes even the most boring topics sound interesting

taurus: uses very long words and speaks in long sentences, talks slowly and carefully, takes a lot of pauses and generally speaks sort of quietly

gemini: rambles and stutters because they have too many thoughts to communicate clearly, however they are very good at getting their point across in the end, they talk a lot

cancer: has a childlike voice, uses very simple words to make themselves easier to understand, in conversations they listen more than they speak

leo: speaks with a condescending tone (often by accident), talks a lot and uses a lot of hand gestures and extreme facial expressions, takes very few breaths

virgo: speaks very concisely but starts to ramble if they get excited, they listen more than they speak (like cancers), very good in arguments or debates

libra: tends to slur their words together lazily, speaks slowly, good at describing things and telling stories, generally has a high-pitched voice

Scorpio: pauses in the middle of their sentences, speaks very quietly, frequently mutters under their breath in conversations, very good with eye contact

sagittarius: curses more than the average person, rambles and uses hand gestures, likes to randomly throw in foreign words and phrases like 'adios' or 'danke'

capricorn: uses more complex sentence structures, good at communicating their idea in fewer words, generally has a lower-pitched voice

aquarius: very bad with eye contact in conversations, very good with arguments and debates, speaks very quickly yet very clearly, uses unnecessarily long words

pisces: has an accidental whiny tone whenever they speak, speaks quietly in conversations, uses imagery-rich words, very good at storytelling