Zodiacs + Spiders
Aries: " Yep, we are all going to die"
Taurus: *Grabs a large bowl and tries to cover it* " Easy....easy...." *Spider takes two steps* " AHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *Drops bowl" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Gemini: " omfg guys calm down, lel. Its only a problem if it disappears" *Turns around* "lel guys, where did you hide it, come on, dont play"
Cancer: " maybe if we try to understand it, it will leave teh house....."
Leo: *Covers body with pots and pans* "Today is the day...i fight and WIN"
Virgo: *Throws shoes, books, phone, vase, camera, TV at it* " okay guys it ain't movin'. lets just move to a country that has no spiders"
Libra: *Retreats to a glass* " In case of a spider, breaks glass!!" *Sees a baby spider guarding the window* "......fuck it lets just move, i didnt like it here anyway"
Scorpio: *Glares at spider* ".....i get you bro, i get....you...."
Sagittarius: "HEY GUYS" *Shows spider bite* " i think it likes me!"
Capricorn: *Grabs brook and sweeps the floor and sweeps spider into floor instead of shushing the spider*
Aquarius: " OH MEH GAWD, IT BLENDS IN WIT TEH CARPET, CAPRICORN, WHYYYYYYY?!?!??!?!* packs bags* " FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT"
Pisces: *Calls 911* "Hello sir? We GOT A MAN EATING SPIDER HERE! WE LOST IT!!OKAY I'LL HOLD....nah, its just chilling on the carpet....wait...WAIT A MINUET..ITS CRAWLING OVER, AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK NAW, SOMEBODY KILL It!!!" *Throws phone at spider*
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LOL Zodiacs
HumorOkay so, i'm now in love with zodiacs, i found a ton of hilarious ones on the internet! NONE OF THEM WERE ORIGINALLY MINE. !!!!Please dont take any offense by any of these, they are just for fun :3 So please, if you have any complaints, just...
