Signs as things my friends and I have said to each other
Aries: I will stab you in the vagina
Taurus: I WILL HATCH 1000 PIDGEYS TO FIGHT YOU GO TEAM INSTINCT!
Gemini: what if I just punched myself in the face Right Now
Everyone else: please don't
Cancer: TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PRICK
Leo: *repeatedly* I LOVE ATTENTION
Virgo: he's a... downstairs cleaning product
Libra: I'm hiring Brian Wiles to dress up as Lafayette and buy you books for your birthday
Scorpio: do you guys remember my emo phase?
*everyone simultaneously* yes
Sagittarius: the team valor leader is hot
my friend and I: it'S A SILHOUETTE
me: it's yellow diamond all over again
her: it's a hot silhouette
me: AT LEAST YELLOW DIAMOND HAD EYES
Capricorn: Apparently I'm a bisexual blond sociopath with a kink for khakis and othello
Aquarius: 'Piragua'? Wouldn't that mean, like, 'Pyramid water'?
Pisces: I forgot the word for ducks so I just called them 'water chickens'
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LOL Zodiacs
HumorOkay so, i'm now in love with zodiacs, i found a ton of hilarious ones on the internet! NONE OF THEM WERE ORIGINALLY MINE. !!!!Please dont take any offense by any of these, they are just for fun :3 So please, if you have any complaints, just...
