Signs as things my friends and I have said to each other

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  Signs as things my friends and I have said to each other  

Aries: I will stab you in the vagina

Taurus: I WILL HATCH 1000 PIDGEYS TO FIGHT YOU GO TEAM INSTINCT!

Gemini: what if I just punched myself in the face Right Now
Everyone else: please don't

Cancer: TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PRICK

Leo: *repeatedly* I LOVE ATTENTION

Virgo: he's a... downstairs cleaning product

Libra: I'm hiring Brian Wiles to dress up as Lafayette and buy you books for your birthday

Scorpio: do you guys remember my emo phase?
*everyone simultaneously* yes

Sagittarius: the team valor leader is hot
my friend and I: it'S A SILHOUETTE
me: it's yellow diamond all over again
her: it's a hot silhouette
me: AT LEAST YELLOW DIAMOND HAD EYES

Capricorn: Apparently I'm a bisexual blond sociopath with a kink for khakis and othello

Aquarius: 'Piragua'? Wouldn't that mean, like, 'Pyramid water'?

Pisces: I forgot the word for ducks so I just called them 'water chickens'


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