Aries:I just started my 2015 resolution
Pisces:*writes 2015* oh damn *scratches out writes 2015* DAMN IT
Gemini:*grabs stranger and kisses them*
Taurus:#newyear #newme *takes mirror selfie*
Cancer:*stands nervously alone as everyone is kissing* herpes is real my friends
Capricorn:*cries at 2015 in review special on NBC*
Sagittarius:#newyear #newfear *runs screaming from tiny beetle*
Scorpio:*looks at butt in mirror* yeah I'm ready for 2016
Virgo:this is my year I'm changing and OHHOHOHOO CAKE
Leo:2K16! WOOHOO! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Libra:*sentimentally gazes into space* the years just fly by
Aquarius:*stubs toe* another year of shit
YOU ARE READING
LOL Zodiacs
UmorOkay so, i'm now in love with zodiacs, i found a ton of hilarious ones on the internet! NONE OF THEM WERE ORIGINALLY MINE. !!!!Please dont take any offense by any of these, they are just for fun :3 So please, if you have any complaints, just...
