the signs as shit my classmates have said this school year
Aries:*unintelligible screaming during Kahoot*
Taurus:"oh so you think you're so cool cuz you have a face"
Gemini:"you don't know who i am. you know what bus i ride, but not who i am"
Cancer:"i'm gonna tickle the shit outta you"
Leo:"shut the fuck up, there's a reason why you're fucking bass clarinet 2 and there's only ONE of you"
Virgo:"i work at mcdonalds AND computer technician"
Libra:"repeat after me: pussy"
Scorpio:"i've lasted as long as i have on this planet by not trusting anybody"
Sagittarius:*holds up gatorade bottle* "this is called alcohol"
Capricorn:"ALLS I WANTED TO DO WAS PLAY THE BASSOON"
Aquarius:*drinks out of the eye wash station in chemistry*
PISCES"making bonds, losing bonds, james bonds"
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LOL Zodiacs
HumorOkay so, i'm now in love with zodiacs, i found a ton of hilarious ones on the internet! NONE OF THEM WERE ORIGINALLY MINE. !!!!Please dont take any offense by any of these, they are just for fun :3 So please, if you have any complaints, just...
