Zodiac blues

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Zodiac Blues

Aries: Yea, hold on, i just going to make a really risky decision...

Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I'M RIGHT!

Gemini: Commitment? fUcK, RUN AWAY!

Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in the corner*

Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I AM

Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE

Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!

Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.

Sagittarius: CAN EVERY ONE FUCKING HURRY UP

Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in the corner* 

Aquarius: *Not even paying attention and in their own dream land*

Pisces: i still have no idea what i want, nor what is going on.

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