The signs on a fishing trip

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The signs on a fishing trip

Aries:paddling around on the boat all day trying (and failing) not to tip over
Taurus:"ew fish ew ew ew no ew ew ew ew ew"

Gemini:holding the fishes mouth open and closed and using them as a puppet

Cancer:is mad because no one else will take the fish off the hooks so they have to do it

Leo:literally taking selfies with the fish like what even

Virgo:catches tadpoles all day by the edge of the water

Libra:Gets smacked in the face by a wiggling fish

Scorpio:Talking too loud and scaring all the fish away

Sagittarius:Running around dangling fish in people's faces

Capricorn:Keeping track of all of the lures

Aquarius:Honestly feeling so bad for the fish but not telling anyone

Pisces:probably the only one actually sitting quietly and fishing

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