Aries - To conquer the world; will settle for a big leather belt
Taurus - A ten-year gift subscription to gourmet magazine; also learning to "channel" the spirit of Julia Childs
Gemini - More technology. More, more!
Cancer - Three days a month of "rent-a-mother" services
Leo - A diamond-studded, leather bound copy of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"
Virgo - Everything green - clothes, food, thumb, jewelry and house
Libra - Private lessons with the most famous interior decorator in town
Scorpio - His or her own private copy of "Poisons Prepared From Household Plants"
Sagittarius - Two weeks at a dude ranch
Capricorn - The book "101 Cheap Ways to Fix Up Your House"
Aquarius - Channeling UFOs and hosting the "first international extraterrestrial conference"
Pisces - The world's biggest fish tank
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LOL Zodiacs
HumorOkay so, i'm now in love with zodiacs, i found a ton of hilarious ones on the internet! NONE OF THEM WERE ORIGINALLY MINE. !!!!Please dont take any offense by any of these, they are just for fun :3 So please, if you have any complaints, just...
