Aries
Snoring so loud and forceful it actually butts into you with its intensity.
Taurus
Peacefully stubborn snoring; don't bother trying to wake them up.
Gemini
They snore until you try to tug at them to get them to stop; then they unconsciously change their mind and stop all by themselves, only to start again as soon as you roll back over.
Cancer
They can't sleep securely without a good snore and will get defensive about it if you try to deal with the fact that it's keeping you up.
Leo
They snore! They roar! And they're damned proud to hear a tape of their snoring which you made to try to evince a bit of sympathy from them. Good luck!
Virgo
Give them the tape you made for Leo; they will have it analysed and find new reasons to worry about their own nocturnal habits.
Libra
Loud yet beautiful, almost artistic snoring. You didn't think Venus could honk like that, did you?
Scorpio
Snoring that bores into your very soul, as you sit there wondering if it will ever cease long enough to let you get some shuteye.
Sagittarius
The snoring gets louder and louder, and when you wake them up they ask how much fun was it to listen, huh, huh?
Capricorn
Businesslike, rock-solid snoring. Snoring futures are traded regularly now at the NYSE; they all belong to Capricorns.
Aquarius
Your reputation as the water bearer is borne out when you drool like a faucet as you snore, making the experience of sleeping with you doubly awful. Welcome to the new age.
Pisces
Rather than give you a broad generalization, I'll tell you about my friend Cris the Pisces: he snores so loud that once, at a campsite, the other campers picked him up, bedroll and all, and carried him 150 yards away and dropped him in a meadow. He awoke, wondering where he was. Ah, the Piscean life is indeed mysterious at times.
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I dont snore
I can assure you that
Im the quietest sleeper i kid you not
if you were to have to sleep in the same bed with a friend, would you kick them off and tak ethe bed for yourself,sleep on the floor, or suck it up and sleep next to them?
(kick them off. enough said.)
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