the signs in a zombie apocolypse

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the signs in a zombie apocalypse

Aries: Makes them selves the leader but always leads everyone into trouble

Taurus: Complains about having to eat canned food

Gemini: Forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby

Cancer: Gets shit done and complains about how they have to do everything

Leo: complains all the time about the fact that their hair is always oily

Virgo: Demands that everyone should start acquiring deodorant

Libra: Tries to make sure that everyone is always in a good mood

Scorpio: Is now happy because the fact that they can kill something without guilt

Sagittarius: Must prove that they can kill the most zombies

Capricorn: Finds a safe place to hide because everyone is incompetent

Aquarius: Stupidly starts to daydream then gets bit by a baby zombie

Pisces: Cries


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