Texts I've Gotten From The Signs
Aries:I GOT THE DROOMITY DROOMS
Taurus:Pour molten aluminum on my toes
Gemini:a bad thing is going to happen and his name is (inserts his own name here)
Cancer:My fucking power is out. I'm home alone. Oh no. Yeah, this is where I die.
Leo:hand feeding a tiger usually means feeding it your hand
Virgo:girl I'm eating Taco Bell rn and I'm not even halfway through it but I can already feel it
fucking up my insides
Libra:Not dead at this moment but earlier was "dead as a dead person"
Scorpio:AFTER I KICK YOUR BUTT, I'LL MAKE YOU SOME COFFEE OR SOME SHIT YOU LIKE.
Sagittarius:ZAK BAGANS IS A LIE
Capricorn:Ummm.. Kinky cereal sex and inside jokes?
Aquarius:WAIT DID I DRUNKENLY BUY YOU ANOTHER TEDDY BEAR?
Pisces:I MEAN THE DEVIL REALLY LIKES IT SO LIKE. WHY NOT.
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LOL Zodiacs
HumorOkay so, i'm now in love with zodiacs, i found a ton of hilarious ones on the internet! NONE OF THEM WERE ORIGINALLY MINE. !!!!Please dont take any offense by any of these, they are just for fun :3 So please, if you have any complaints, just...
