don't take this too literally, you know what I mean
aries expectative: WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA FIGHT YOU BITCH YOURE DEAD *kills someone*
aries reality: how many orion rings can I eat within an hour
taurus expectative: I JUST ATE MY ENTIRE KITCHEN NOW IM GOING TO SLEEP 57 HOURS I CAN DO IT HOW ABOUT YES YES
taurus reality: idk man I just want to listen to britney spears
gemini expectative: HEY HEY LOOK AT ME I NEVER SHUT UP HEY TALKTALKTALKTALK
gemini reality: je ne speak pas francés obrigado you
cancer expectative: THEY CALL ME CRYYYY BABY CRYYYYY BABY
cancer reality: why tf is my zodiac sign called like that
leo expectative: OH GOD I AM SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY EVERYONE LOVES ME IM THE BEST
leo reality: *pushes door instead of pulling it*
virgo expectative: WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD EVERYTHING IS SO MESSED UP
WHY ARENT YOUR BOOKS SORTED ALPHABETICALLY
virgo reality: *uses french fries as fangs* look hehe im a walrus
libra expectative: I CANT DECIDE BETWEEN MY RED LIPSTICK OR MY PINK GLOSS OH MY GOD WHY IS LIFE SO HARD
libra reality: i want to pee
scorpio expectative: IM GONNA KILL EVERYONE BLOOD KNIVES DEATH STAY AWAY GO AWAY *plays ouija*
scorpio reality: *wears fuzzy socks* *owns 57 pairs of crocs*
sagittarius expectative: BITCHES IM FULL WITH SWAG SWAGITTARIUS BITCHES BITCHES YASSS
sagittarius reality: *has an entire family of cats through their house and some chicken soup from 2 weeks ago on their fridge* yasss the sweet life man
capricorn expectative: IM SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU BITCHES IM SO MEAN HAHAHA I HAVE NO FEELINGS
capricorn reality: what the fuck is guatemala
aquarius expectative: I HAVE NO FEELINGS NEITHER IM THE TOTAL ALIEN GOD
aquarius reality: *fades into bed* aww man I just love spongebob so much
pisces expectative: DREAMY DREAMY FISHY FISHY
pisces reality: *gets high off gummy bears*
oh dude we're all so lame
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LOL Zodiacs
HumorOkay so, i'm now in love with zodiacs, i found a ton of hilarious ones on the internet! NONE OF THEM WERE ORIGINALLY MINE. !!!!Please dont take any offense by any of these, they are just for fun :3 So please, if you have any complaints, just...
