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Zodiac + drunk

Zodiac + Drunk

Aries + being drunk: Aries became painfully honest when he/she gets drunk. They can get pretty rowdy and careless while still maintaining a super hilarious and loud personality. They're fun drunks, and they have a tendency to get really flirty after a few drinks. They may end up doing shot contests as they  can become a lot more daring and competitive. They can get a little belligerent in the most amusing way.

Taurus + being drunk: Taurus is very mellow and calm starting off, but once they get drunk, they become pretty goofy. They end up laughing the loudest at the most trivial thing, and they can also become a one person stampede where they end up being clumsy and bumping into things. They get easily attracted to things that feel good or smell good, and in their search to get comfortable, they may take their clothes off from the constriction or heat.

Gemini + Being Drunk: They may get sillier and even vomit, but Geminis dont really change their behavior all that much when they get drunk. They are able to remain coherent and converse with fineness, but their attention span will become shorter and they get a little more chatty and even a little rude. When they get pretty drunk, they end up giving out too much information and spilling the beans about everything. They're cheeky but pretty damn hilarious when they are playing a drinking game.

Cancer + Being Drunk: They are the epitome of a bell curve when a Cancerian drinks. They drink like a fish, Once they start, they dont stop, and they can easily take too much alcohol in one sitting. When they get drunk, they instigate others to drink more and more and they can become very flirty. They get loud and even noisy, and they will instantly try to start something to keep the fun going. They are heavy drinkers, but at the end of it all, they become very emotional and unhappy.

Leo + Being Drunk: Leos like to believe that they are not drunk and that they are okay even though that they are surely clearly drunk.They get pretty loose and will want to act on this liberated feeling. They like to keep their sense of dignity, but they end up being wild and doing crazy things in the end. They are playfully entertaining and love to play dare games. While they are drunk, they are still fully aware or themselves and where they need to draw the line, but weather or not if they want to stick to the rules, its up to them.

Virgo + Being Drunk: Virgos rarely ever get seriously drunk, at most they may just get buzzed. When they get drunk, they can get offensive and critical, and they may even curse a lot. They are pretty fun and amusing, but mostly they just want to chill when they are drunk. Rarely do they look sloppy when they are drunk, but they may end up slurring many of their words. They more they are drunk, the more they just want to get cozy and chat a little.

Libra + being Drunk: Its not a party until Libra gets drunk. Charming as they are, they can be quite notorious for lacking self-control when they are drunk. They have no restraint and can get into a lot of trouble. Because of this, they would find themselves in many interesting and awkward situations. They become such a big instigator that they end up working everyone into a more drunken state too. They get super flirty and end up being the life of the party.

Scorpio + Being Drunk: moderation isn't in their vocabulary. They either seek total obliteration or they go home early. They're very witty when drunk, and they can get very attractive somehow. There are a lot of slurry and smart ass remarks when it comes to Scorpio. They may open up a side they dont normally open and start speaking from the heart, so a lot of emotional declarations come out of their mouths. They may end up passing out and moping on about their love life in the end.

Sagittarius + Being Drunk: When they get drunk, they get super hyper and spontaneous. they're more fun, tactless, and even a bit too honest. In fact, they are more likely to get into a altercation even though it was just all fun in games at first. They're already pretty loose, and they'll end up cutting loose even more. They are boisterous drunks, they can be very obnoxious such as awkwardly groping or touching their friends and talking unnecessarily loud in their friends ears.

Capricorn + Being Drunk: They are fully aware of their limit, and they want to keep their reputation, But they can easily get persuaded to drink more then they should. The  more drunk they are, the more they would want to do shot glass challenges and drinking contests to prove themselves to outdo everyone. Dont tell a capricorn that they have had too much because they will prove you wrong. They are usually classy drinkers, but they have a tendency of getting more "naughty" the more drunk they get.

Aquarius + being Drunk: They become a bit of a know it all when they get drunk, and they may even over exaggerate the things they say.  They have such an interesting face when they get drunk too. Its almost as if they are smirking and hiding something. They end up becoming super kooky and goofy, and sometimes end up creating some picture perfect moments. They aren't hyper drunks, but they are very amusing, and they get very fascinated by the most minor things. They are more likely to stay on the side laughing at all the crazy and drunk people around them.

Pisces + Being Drunk: A drunk Pisces hardly makes any sense and they will have a very heavy slur to boot. Pisceans will give themselves over to drinking, and they will end up puking a lot unless they've finally built up a tolerance. they become very daring drinkers too. Things can get very dangerous when they are drunk especially since they become a bit delusional the more they drink. They're more likely to pass out and blackout, and the not remember what happened next morning. They really need someone to chaperon them when they plan to get drunk.

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My Zodiac is really mean

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