The signs as presents you got from that one guy
Aries: A Donald Trump sticker (gets shredded as soon as they leave)
Taurus: Weird ornaments that no one wants to put on the tree
Gemini: An avocado
Cancer: Some kind of memorabilia from their past that you don't care about ("this is the hairbrush I first used when I was a baby. Use it on your own kids" LIKE NO???)
Leo: Cat food for the cat you don't have
Virgo: A book about something you couldn't give less of a shit about
Libra: A bunch of rocks???
Scorpio: Fake money
Sagittarius: Socks
Capricorn: Their presence
Aquarius: An ugly sweater
Pisces: Candy that you hate (specifically black licorice or something like that)
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LOL Zodiacs
HumorOkay so, i'm now in love with zodiacs, i found a ton of hilarious ones on the internet! NONE OF THEM WERE ORIGINALLY MINE. !!!!Please dont take any offense by any of these, they are just for fun :3 So please, if you have any complaints, just...
