Hotline Mix (Hotline Trilogy #2)

05.

Dialing . . . Ring ring ring

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"You used to call me on my~ you used to you used to~ yeah! You used to call me on my cellphone~ late night when you need my love~"

"I know when that hotline bling~ yeah! Hotline Bling!!"

"Haha. Yup, got that right."

"Ahm, ikaw ba si Woozi?"

"Uhm, no. This is Vernon. If you want Woozi then I'll redirect you to him."

"Sige sige."

Redirecting Call to Operator Woozi . . .

"Hotline Bling Services, this is Woozi. Hi?"

"Woozi!"

". . ."

"Ikaw 'yong lalaking nakausap ko nitong nakaraan 'di ba?"

"Ikaw 'yong tangang tawag nang tawag dahil sa mga maling dahilan 'di ba?"

"Ikaw nga 'yon. Huhu."

"Hindi kami pulis. Hindi kami bombero. At mas lalong hindi kami pizzeria. So stop."

"Hello!"

"Yeah. Hello."

"Isang tanong. Bakit ang harsh mo?"

"Natural na akong ganito, lalo na sa mga gaya mo. Don't like it, leave it. Simple logic."

"Aray naman e! Brokenhearted na nga 'yong tao, dinadagdagan mo pa."

"Kaya ka ba tumawag kasi brokenhearted ka?"

"Hindi."

"Eh bakit ka tumawag, lintik."

"Kasi gusto ko sanang itanong kung alam mo ba 'yong totoong hotline ng pizza. He he he he."

". . ."

"H-Hello Woozi?"

"Tangina mo sagad."

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