Dialing . . . Ring ring ring
Call Connected
"Naega Hoooosh! Yew men yew men wassup! I'm yo Hosh, wassup wassup men."
"Uhm, Hosh?"
"Yeah Hoshi dude. Welcome to the Hotline Blingeu!"
"Hoshi. Hello. Papasa naman kay Operator Woozi. Hehe."
"Oh, customer ka ba niya? Syor syor."
Redirecting to Operator Woozi . . .
"Hello, Operator Woozi here. Welcome to the Hotline—"
"Knock knock."
"Uhm, sino 'to?"
"Knock knock muna! Hehe."
"Eto ba 'yong tanga?"
"Hindi ako tanga!"
"Ikaw nga."
"Sabi nang hindi ako tanga e!"
"Sure. Kailangan mo?"
"Knock knock kasi. Hihi."
"Wala akong knock knock."
"Ako, meron. Hehe. Knock knock!"
". . ."
"Knock knock!!"
"Umalis ka, may bitbit akong gitara."
"Dali na!!"
". . . who's there?"
"EDSA!!"
"Hindi ba 'yan 'yong lugar sa Pilipinas?"
"Oo. EDSA!"
". . . EDSA who?"
"EDSA? Do you wanna build a snowman~ Come out let's go and play—"
Call Disconnected
"Ay hala."
BINABASA MO ANG
Hotline Mix (Hotline Trilogy #2)
FanfictionHOTLINE TRILOGY #2: JICHEOL / ❝welcome to the hotline bling services. kausap mo ngayon si woozi, hindi ang pizza delivery guy. tanga ka ba?❞ / book cover credits to: anecchan!
