Billie and Mike sat quietly, watching TV. It was all a bit hectic at the moment, what with them deciding to make a 3 album set, so they appreciated any quiet they could get.
It was short lived.
"GUYS!" Tré yelled as he burst into the room. "I'm in a bit of a kerfuffle." Tré said.
"oh no. What did you do?" Mike asked.
"I got married," Tré sighed. "Last night. Y'know that girl I'd been seein'?"
"Kerry?" Billie asked.
"Yeah her. I married her. I don't wanna be married man! I need one of you to help me out of this." Tré explained.
"How, exactly?" Mike asked.
"I need one of you to pretend to have a crush on me." Tré said, looking at them both.
"Don't look at me, I'm married." Mike said, holding his hands up in surrender.
"Billie?" Tré gave him a pleading look.
"C'mon man, I just got out of my marriage with Adrienne." Billie sighed.
"Exactly. You need to move on." Tré said, kneeling in front of Billie.
"Yeah I do, but not with you!" Billie said.
"Pleeeease, Billie Joe? Please please puh-LEASE?' Tré begged.
"...Fine." Billie sighed.
"You're the best!" Tré hugged him tight.
"Yeah yeah whatever. I'll do it in my own time okay? It'll look weird if I just all of a sudden got a crush on you." Billie said.
"Okay... babe." Tré smirked.
"Tré, we're not gay yet." Billie reminded him.
"Oh, I know." Tré winked.
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Just Pretend
FanfictionWhat would you do if one of your best friends asked you to pretend to be in a relationship with them to their unwanted marriage? It's all just pretend anyway though... right? {Billie Joe/Tré}
