Ross You're What?!

Office

Ross Pov

"You sure about this Ross?" Max asked rubbing my back. We made it back to our apartment with our minds on the fact that we were going to have triplets. And I thought finding out I was pregnant was stressful, you never will never know true stress without becoming pregnant with three children. EVER.

"No, not really Max" I said I really didn't want to go through this, but I've run out of excuses for my expanding gut. Im pretty sure that if I kept telling everybody that I've been eating a lot that they'll set me up on weight watchers. Well because you know a basketball sized belly isn't exactly healthy if I was eating too much, and it's only going to get bigger. Turns out I was really close to the ending of the second trimester, but I didn't know because my body took a while to create the hormones and figure out where they go.

"We could just call in sick for a while, and wait until the triplets are born" Max said almost pleadingly. And for a second I considered actually doing just that. Then I remembered Barney he knew I was pregnant, and what cruel bastard would leave a person on a cliffhanger like that. I knew I wouldn't unlike some authors on Wattpad. Yes I read Mithross on Wattpad, don't judge the pregnant man.

"As much as I would love to do that, I can't leave Barney in a cliffhanger like this. And you know that they would go through hell and back, to see why I was quote on quote 'sick'." I said leaning back in the car seat, I lied earlier we are actually in the office parking lot sitting in the car. And to set the mood we have freakin' Rachel Platten's Fight Song playing on the radio, classy. I knew as much as Max wanted to deny this he knew it was true, they would literally go through hell and back if they had to.

"Fine. But if they make you uncomfortable I'm going to be a very Mad Max" He said opening his car door and slamming it shut with unnecessary force. I made I quick mental note to not show how uncomfortable I was with this situation, I'm pretty sure Max was being serious about the whole Mad Max thing.

"What has that car ever done to you?" I yelled at him, just so he could hear me he had already walked to the build entrance. I could sense him rolling his eyes, yes if you've known someone for a few years you know when they do something. I jogged up to meet him, he always waited no matter what.

We walked into the building I saw several glances towards my stomach, each time Max sent them a death glare. He stuck to my side like super glue glareing down most the people in our office, even Jake backed down.

"Who first?" he whispered to me. Good question Maxy to make this easier I could just tell Adam so he could spread the word, but what kind of person woyuld do that a person from Mean Girls that's who. Because that's so not fetch. Damnit Gretchen stop invading my mind!

"Umm we could just get Adam, TimTim, Red, Cory for now? They can tell everyone else from there" I said as much as I loved everyone at the offices, telling them I was pregnant was above my pay grade. Max nodded and made a beeline for Adams office I sat in my office spinning in my chair, the babies were definatly kicking now.

"Rossssssssssssssss!" I barley had time to jump over the side of my chair before Adam ran into it tipping it and himself over, crashing to the floor. He groaned and rolled away from the tackled chair, siting up he rubbed his shoulder obviously not expecting me to jump out of the chair.

Sucks for him.

"ADAM I SWEAR!" Max nearly took the door off its hinges as she stormed in Red was peaking over his shoulder, I saw Cory walking over to us talking to TimTim. Adam flipped him off. I laughed at the two, they both looked like teenagers who wanted the same girl. Max took his eyes off Adam to tilt his head in confusion at me, I kept laughing it was way too funny. I heard Adam snort, then break out into full on laughter with me, Cory and TimTim gave us looks as Max rubbed his face. He helped me off the ground, I managed to tone down my laughter to a few snorts.

"So what's with the secret meeting?" Adam asked picking himself off the ground wiping a few tears off his face. I saw Max faintly tense up, not that I blame him I think I did too. But I can't tell but the bloody kids are having a wonderful time playing a game of football in my belly. I saw Barney walk over to us he looked at my belly briefly before looking up at me tilting his head sideways.

"Oh right. I'm Pregnant" I said. Adam started laughing, fell back into the chair, Max kicked the chair, Adam fell backwards in the chair. Everybody else laughed as Adam cursed and untangled himself from the chair, Adam finally managed to stand up he pouted and flipped Max off.

"So you're serious Ross?" Adam asked, probably answering everybody's question.

"Yes I am being completely serious. I have a condition called AMH or Anti-Mullerian Hormone, which means I have a fully functual ovary's and uterus. My parents had it attached to my rectum so I could become pregnant." I said rubbing my face, I wasn't surprised by the shocked silence I felt two sets of arms wrap around me. Removing my hand I saw Adam and TimTim hugging me.

"And we were making fun of you being fat!" they cried, it was almost comical that they said it at the same time. I felt someone hug me from behind I saw Barney smiling hugging tighter, Cory, and Red joined them in a manly group hug. Max's eye twitched.

Shit.

"All of you might want to run, I think you made Maxy jealous!~" And with that I ran out of the room calling upon my years of a sprinter. I felt my children cheering me on as I heard Max yelling behind me, something along the lines of 'he's mine!' but I was laughing too hard to tell. I saw Barney run past me his eyes wide with fear, close behind him was Adam, then Cory, then TimTim, then Red... Then Max who looked a lot like a charging boar.

Yup, that's what it's like in the offices

A/N a early update! I felt bad that everybody got a notification about my story being updated then reading a tag. So here's a chapter! Hope you enjoyed!

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