Ross You're What?!

Man Pile?

Adam Pov

Great.

Just what I needed in my life.

I always wondered how people could fall asleep in weird places, now my question is how is that relaxing or refreshing? Like seriously if Ross can fall asleep in a cardboard box comfortably, how come I can fall asleep on a chair comfortably? One of the many wonders of life, I guess I'm not flexible.

I bent backwards in a stretch, I felt several vertebrae pop and shift back into place. Yup not flexible. To make a long story short me and the gang fell asleep to the wonderful sound of Ross' screams of pain and agony (sarcasm is strong in this one it is). I faintly remember falling asleep in a sitting position, but when I woke up my head was in Jin's lap, his head was on Barney's shoulder, while Barney was leaning on Red's chest who was partially spooning Cory who was leaning against TimTim's back who was at the edge of the couch his feet propped up at the edge of the couch.

This is one of those moment were you should go 'I got a great squad right here' but actually went 'oh my god we are so gay' and 'What the hell happened to my back?' We are living the squad life right now, not every squad can say they fell asleep In a dog pile in a hospital waiting for their homie to give birth to triplets. Only the sky squad my friends.

And the weird thing was we were all covered in blankets, I'm going to guess Alesa dropped this off for us. You know why? It smells like Alesa and wet dog, defiantly our blankets. I rubbed my face a fished around the backpack Alesa left for my glasses, pulling out my spectacles I crammed them on my face to see Jin blink slowly as if he just realized what position he was in. He rubbed his face and shook Barney gently.

And at this moment Jin realized he had fucked up.

Barney panicked and jumped making Red roll off the couch dragging a partially asleep Cory with him making TimTim fall backwards. In other words they were left in a giant man pile, with me laughing my ass of in the background, while they tried to untangle themselves I made two very important discoveries. I was hungry and Ross wasn't screaming anymore, the former could wait I just wanted to find out what happened to Ross.

I walked towards the door, okay im nervous now what if something went wrong do I really want to face Ross then. But at the same time what if nothing went wrong and he wants to see us to make sure we didn't leave him. Against my better judgment I knocked on the door, there was the sound of soft snoring the answered. I carefuly opened the door and left it open a crack so the others could join me when they got done whatever they're doing now, I quietly pulled out my phone and took several pictures. If Max and Ross cuddling somehow while Max was in the chair and Ross in the bed isn't cute, I would like to ask what kind of monster are you?

As I continued to walk closer I realizied just how tired Ross was, his face was still covered in a thin layer of sweat. The doctors must have given him a headband to keep his (fabulous) thick hair out of his face, despite that a few locks were stuck to his forehead coated in sweat. Man birth looks like it's quite a work out.

I gently nudged Max who looked like he just went through hell and back. He kept a hand on his forehead as he silently shooed me out of the room. When we finally got out Max sighed in relief I faintly realized that the rest of the squad was standing behind me waiting for the scoop. Max removed his hand and we saw a large purple bruise dominate his forehead, and thankfully that was the only sign that Max was injured during the birth.

"Okay what the hell happened to your forehead?" TimTim asked crossing his arms, Max sighed and rubbed his neck.

"Well on the second child I tried to restrain Ross before he hurt someone or himself. But I put my face to close to his when I did and he flat out head-butted me. That man has a thick skull" He said rubbing his forehead almost in memory of a time when it wasn't bruised. I heard several snorts behind me, I caught myself right before I broke out laughing.

I'm sorry but it's really funny to me.

"Okay what happened to Ross, and the children? He looks like he's been hit by a truck" I asked Max rubbed his face and grinned.

"Triplets on women is hard, triplet on a men is way worse. Nothing went wrong with the birth and we now have a boy and two girls. Ross is going to stay a while though, the doctors want to keep him for a few more days to make sure nothing went wrong." He said tapping his chin lightly as if consumed in thought. Luckily Jin cut of his train of thought.

"So when are we going to tell Ross?" He asked, then again he was fillied in in the car while helping us get Ross to the hospital. Wouldn't that be magical, and I guess we should fill Max in on the fact that Jin is in on this too. Like really in on this. Like he is going to be a permanent part of this, in on this.

"Probably when he gets out." Max replied looking over his shoulder to wave sympathetically at a nurse who had two hand shaped bruises on his wrist, he gave Max a sympathetic nod and went into another patients room.

"I'm going to guess that Ross did that?" Red said motioning to his wrist in example, Max's face flushed a red that complimented his hair nicely.

"That wasn't even the first nurse he did that to, almost threw a doctor out the window" He said rubbing his face still smiling, probably proud that Ross surpassed him on the aggressive scale.

"Sos wats the kids names" Barney asked his accent was thick in the beautiful morning, none of us are really morning people.

"The boy's name is Newt and one girl is Pandora the other is Matthew" He said tapping the side of his head as if recalling the names from memory or a TV show.

"Why is one of the girls named Matthew?" I asked Matthew is a boy name isn't it?

"Apparently Ross has been looking through names and Matthew is a neutral name that can either be a boy or a girl. And if you want any more information please see the mother, who will kick all of your asses if you disturb him"