Ross You're What?!

First words

Jins POV

I rubbed my eyes, that was one hell of a session, Ross was still rubbing my back his eyes fixed on a painting. Sure this was later than planned but I felt much better now I always did after a 'session', it's days like this that make me happy that Ross learned Korean I didn't have to translate.

"Hey Jin you think your good?" Ross asked softly, I'm not going to his this but I had a crush on Ross then again almost  everybody at the offices did. Max just beat us to the punch, and I knew Ross loved us all back maybe platonically maybe more but I won't deny one thing.

Ross was happy.

"yeah, shit Ross that was worse than I remembered" I said quietly my throat hurt from the sobbing I've been doing for who knows how long, it wasn't even for anything in particular just guilt. Ross pulled me in for a hug his face buried in my hair, I keep forgetting that he gets emotional too I let him hug me for a minute. He released me and smiled.

"ROSSS" Adam slid around the hallway nearly sliding past the doorway in his socks, the only reason he didn't was because he hit Rascal. "The babies are almost saying there first words!" Adam squealed fangirling, Ross patted my back before standing up and following Adam calmly. I followed him for the fun of it because why not? I want to see Mason and Matt say Masthew, le new OTP.

"Comes on Pandoras, says Uncles Barneys" Barney crooned at Pandora who looked like she was just about to sock him in the face, Adam shoved Barney away and picked up Pandora like she was a damsel in distress. Pandora didn't look happy.

"Gesh Barney give the girl some breathing room. Plus we already know she's going to say Uncle Sky first!" He crooned stroking Pandora's head like she was a maniacal cat to some villain wearing a eyepatch, she looked at Max for help. Easily caving into his favorites will he snatched her out of Adam's grasp and held her away from the crazy men.

"would you guys give her some breathing room, at this rate I wouldn't be surprised if she bops you right in the eye" Max said placing Pandora down on the foam playing mat next to Newt and Matthew, Newt patted her arm sympathetically. Matthew was playing patty-cake with Mason with Alesa and TimTim silently fangirling, I felt myself fangirling at the sight.

"F-f-f" Pandora started to stutter everybody crowded around her, at a reasonable distance "Fuk you!" She said happily waving her arms around at Max. Me, Adam and Barney started laughing our asses off even Alesa and TimTim joined us in the laughs. That's when I noticed two people weren't laughing, Ross was glaring at Max like I've seen him before (this includes the time he flipped Jake) and Max looked like he just took a dip in boiling water. His face was red and he was sweating way more that he should.

"Excuse us for a minute" Ross said dragging Max out of the room Max gave us all pleading looks before Ross shut us into the babies room, there was a muffled scream of terror and some very loud thumps that shook the entire room. Barney and Adam both attached themselves to me.

"Jin I'm scared" Adam said squeezing me harder, Alesa looked completely mortified as she covered Masons ears. Matthew looked really board and picked up a calculator and toyed with it, in other words Max dropped his phone and Mattie learned the password and is actually playing candy crush decently. Newt was clinging on Pandora's arm, Pandora looked scared for once in her baby life she lifted a hand feebly and gave a half salute to those who fell to the wrath of the mama bear that was Ross.

"Should we help him or leave him to his fate?" TimTim asked hugging a nearby Red who looked completely mortified at the prospect of another war with Ross. He was on the front line risking his life in Ross War I he wasn't ready to be back in Ross War II, now with no end in sight and children as their only hope.

"Do you want to die?" Adam asked hysterically (somehow) squeezing me tighter I nearly couldn't breathe with him and Barney crushing my ribs. We heard a final thud and the door opened Ross stood there not a single hair out of place, not a single wrinkle on his clothes. Max looked horrified he was leaning on the wall his shirt ripped his hair sticking out everywhere looking at Ross like he just murdered someone in cold blood, then again we're probably looked at Ross the same way.

"Yes?" he asked as though none of that happened, he walked over and picked up Pandora nuzzling her. "say Mama Pandora" Ross crooned Pandora looked scared for a second before she opened he mouth as she tried to produce sound.

"MaaaaaMaaa?" She said it almost like it was a question Ross smiled at her and praised her while me Adam, Alesa, Barney, TimTim, and Red could all look at each other with terrified faces. While Pandora was giggling at the attention she was getting from Ross A.K.A Mama A.K.A the-person-that-terrifies-the-shit-out-of-us, we all looked to Max for answers he just shook his head slowly as he limped down the hallway to the stairs. Ross put Pandora down and walked past us he raised an eyebrow.

"So you guys coming for lunch? I think Max would appreciate the company" He said walking down the stairs like terrifying your spouse is completely normal, how does his hair stay perfect though? I'm really curious now, but for Max's safety we left Alesa with the kids and followed Ross. We saw Max fidgeting in his seat and eating a taco salad, Ross smiled as if pleased with his work.

"Max are you okay?" Adam asked dramatically hanging off his shoulder like in a cheesy black and white movie, Max winched and tried to roll Adam of with minimal effort. We had to pry Adam off.

"I'm going out! I'll be back in a few hours!" Ross yelled at us from the front door, he didn't wait for an answer when we felt the door shut from the other side of the house.

"Spill the beans what happened to you and what is Ross doing now?" TimTim asked leaning on the table like a bad cop, Max looked over his shoulder and stood up relaxing visibly.

"Sorry sitting hurts that should be enough information on what he did, and he is most likely going to a boxing center to beat the shit out of instructors." He said his eyes widened in horror, looked behind us and saw Alesa  holding Newt and Mattie, Newt opened his mouth.

"Shit?" he asked Max paled, the rest of us did too. Matthew looked at all of us and rubbed her face

"Chicalur" She muttered as if it was a curse word, Barney pumped his fist in victory as Adam handed him a twenty.

"Baka's" She groaned softly.