Ross You're What?!

Sad Max

Jin POV

This.

Fucking.

Asshole.

If Adam wasn't there holding me back I would have broken his face in six times by now, I still struggled against Adam like my life depended on it. This Asshat made Ross cry, the only goddamn time I've seen him cry and the fucker is right there. And I can't physically hurt them.

"Jin! Woah! Jin! Jin! Jin! Stop Jin, come on Jin stop we have to hear him out first! Hey! That's my ankle not Max's!" Adam said struggling to keep me away from a severaly shell shocked Max, I don't care if Ross exploded on his ass. I just want to hit him, make him pay.

"JINS STOP!" Barney yelled pulling me away from Adam and slamming me against the wall, his hand were balled up under my arms his eyes alight with a dangerous glow. I stopped struggling almost instantly , Barney let me go and breathed in deeply almost as if he was trying to breath away anger.

"I-I shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit" Max said almost as if he was going into an episode, curling himself into a ball on the ground. To say the least we all panicked, Barney was trying to shake him awake, while Adam placed a cold wet cloth on his forehead, Red tried holding blue cheese under his nose. I tried slapping him awake, it didn't work but it made me feel better.

"Helllllllllllllll" Adam said drawing the L out running a hand through his hair "We broke Max, now Ross is going to break us all" He said prodding Max in the side as if he would suddenly wake up and say it was all a joke.

"Adam only one thing can wake him up" I said tilting my head at Barney, his whole face lit up as he understood what I said. He rubbed his hands together manically before he coughed and walked up to Barney, a big idiotic grin on his face.

"That's right! From everything Disney has taught me we need someone to kiss him! Barney if you would." He said gesturing to Max, Barneys whole face flushed pink but slowly walked towards Max. I nodded at Adam who placed himself near Max, I held my hand up count down from three.

"NOW!" I yelled Adam pushed Red right in front of Barney, their lips connected.

~AT EVERY FANGIRLS HOUSE~

You looked up as you opened up Wattpad.

"There's been a disturbance in the force"

~BACK TO THESE LOVE BIRDS~

Barney and Red both looked surprised before separating, both blushing furiously Red looked at Barney shyly.

"Fuck it" He said grabbing Barney's face and ramming it into his own, we all cat called and whistled our approval. I saw Ross at the steps taking hundreds of pictures to post on twitter later to embarrass them, they separated. Max's eyes snapped open and he sat up looking at Barney and Red who both had a string of saliva between them, Max fell backwards pumping his fist up in the air.

"You owe me twenty dollars TimTim" he said holding his hand out as TimTim begrudgingly handed him a twenty. Me and Adam highfived both missions complete, two birds with one stone, I don't know anyother saying for what we did. Max looked up again his eyes making contact with Ross befoe he fell backwards again.

"Maxy" Ross said crouching next to him tilting his head sideways so he could look Max in the eye. Ross reached down with his hand and touched Max's cheek, all of us could see were Max briefly leaned into the touch before pulling himself away. Red and Barney were making out again, Adam was fangirling over Barney and Red making out again, TimTim was carefully watching the exchange between Max and Ross with me.

"Ross please" Max said looking away from Ross, Ross frowned grabbing Max's chin and making him look at Ross. Max pulled himself out of Ross' grasp, Ross huffed and straddled Max making him look at him.

"Maxy listen, I was being possessive and bossy I understand that you got pissed. I wish I knew how to keep my possessiveness under control but I can't so if I do get possessive I need you to tell me just like I tell you when you get too angry. We're a team Max in the ring or with our children, we need to work together." Ross said leaning down and kissing Max, Max wrapped his arms around Ross and pulled him in just enough. After Max released Ross they both stood up, and Adam looked like a truck just hit him in the thought compartment.

"Wait what about when Pandora cursed and you took Max and, umm 'hurt him' isn't that spousal abuse?" Max snorted and doubled over laughing Ross rolled his eyes and elbowed Max firmly in the side.

"No that whole thing was an act to scare you guys out of cursing around the kids. Yes Pandora cursing wasn't part of the plan but all that meant that I was on top that night." Ross said patting Adams head as the mortified look on Adams face melted away "But if you do curse around my children, there will be no acting in what I will do to you" Ross threated.

"Okay Ross we get it don't influence your babies in anyway shape or form" I said sarcasticly "and Max" I said puncging him the gut "That's for making Ross cry" I said as Max dubled over.

"F-Fair enough" he wheezed holding onto Ross' shoulder for support, Ross rolled his eyes and picked Max up bridal style, Max squeaked as the unfamiler sensation of being picked up set in. Everybody laughed Alesa walked down the stairs and approached Adam, whispering in his ear his whole face lit up.

"ALESA'S PREGNANT!" He shouted picking Alesa up and spinning her around everybody cheered, this is going to be an eventful week. Especially with this vacation coming up soo- shit I wasn't supposed to tell you guys that was i?