Ross You're What?!

Teritory

Max Pov

"Why did we decide to bring three 6 month old babies on a trip with us?" Ross asked bouncing Newt gently, Newt giggled and held onto Ross' arms for dear life, just in case he slipped. I sighed and rubbed my face, Pandora tried to pull the hand away so she could continue to feel my beard.

"Why did you have triplets?" I asked sarcastically pushing open the cabin door with my shoulder, Pandora took the time upchuck on my shirt.

"Why didn't you use protection?" He asked in his best ratchet girl impression, I couldn't help the small laugh that escaped my lips. Ross was priceless that's for sure.

"I'm going to change my shirt, I shall be back Princess" I said kissing Ross' forehead, he held his arm back dramatically as If he was going to faint,

"I shall be waiting for your return my brave Buttknight" He said waving a tissue at me dramatically, so dramatically sharknado actors would be proud.

"Just make sure my uncle didn't kill Matthew while we were away" I called from the hallway, I placed Pandora down on the bed as I removed my shirt adding it to the pile of dirty clothes we have yet to wash. I quickly slipped on another shirt, it went past my hips I rolled my eyes at the size of Ross' shirt before picking Pandora up again and walking out to see Ross hip deep in the pantry.

"Umm Ross what are you doing?" I asked gently bumping him with my hip, he squeaked and a heavy thud sounded from the pantry.

"Trying to find a big enough blanket for a medium sized brown dog" He replied tossing several blankets at me, all of them magically landed on my shoulders.

"And where would we get a medium sized brown dog?" I asked placing Pandora down next to Newt as they threw fake snowballs at each other. Throwing the blankets on the couch I turned just in time to see a pillow hit me in the face.

"Apparently earlier your uncle left Mattie at a hunting post to relive himself and when he came back the dog was curled up around Mattie, keeping her 'warm'." Ross said pulling a food bowl out of a cabinet, I rubbed my face.

"What is it with my family and animals?" I asked kicking a fake snowball back to Newt, Ross snorted and pulled a collar out of the pantry. He closed the pantry with his foot and leaned against the counter.

"Let's make that 'What's with your family and wild animals'" Ross said nudging me with his hip, I grabbed his waist and held him closer.

"Are we really going to bring up toilet alligator?" I asked resting my chin in the crook of his neck, he patted my back and laughed.

"Yes. Yes we are" He said ruffling my hair removing himself from my grip, he kissed my forehead ruffling my hair again for extra messiness.

"I didn't know I was supposed to look first!" I said in my defense crossing my arms turning away from Ross, I heard him chuckled deeply before picking me up bridal style. I tried to suppress the squeak, I ended up making it louder.

"You know something? You are much more uke when nobody else is around" He said nuzzling my neck, suddenly his head snapped back up he twisted his head much like an owl, he heard something.

And I soon knew why.

My uncle drives the biggest pile of rust for a car, it has needed a new engine for close to twenty years and yet somehow he manages to get the thing to work with minimal to no effort. But the thing sounded worse than getting a lego stuck in the vacuum cleaner, we all thought It was going to blow until Alesa took the lego out.

"I'm going to see if we should keep the dog or not" Ross said placing me back on the ground ruffling my hair once again before walking out the front door. I walked back to see Pandora holding a dead rattle snake shaking it around like it was a toy, and Newt was holding a baby alligator close like it was a cold, scary and hopeful not alive teddy bear.

"Hey, hey, hey not the alligator. Snake counts too" I said picking up the alligator who made a lunge for my hand, thankfully the snake was dead and I didn't have to worry about that. Until I have to find out where my children get this shit.

"Max I'm going to kill your uncle" Ross said calmly from the front yard, I could almost hear the malice he spoke with from here. That wasn't a good sign and my uncle was a relatively smart man, in other words he wasn't going to poke a bear with a stick and stick around to find out what happens.

"And why would you do that?" I asked holding the alligator in front of me like a ticking time bomb, the fact that it was squiggling around really didn't help. As soon as I got out the front door I passed the alligator to Ross who growled at it, it stopped struggling almost instantly.

"Because that is not a dog" He said picking up the small furry mass of fluff holding it like it was a cat.

"Then what is it Jack Hannah?" I asked trying to figure out what the fuzzy being was, from where I was it looked like a very furry dog. Or a very big bunny.

"This is a Grizzly bear, a cub none the less" Ross said stroking the cubs head, he handed the cub to me.

"Why are you giving this too me?" I asked holding it like a time bomb, Ross rolled his eyes and pushed the bear closer to me.

"This is a cub, and the mother is never far behind. I don't want to babysit while I'm fighting for my cubs, mate, and territory." My eyes widened as what he said set in, surely he wasn't?

"Wait your-"

"Going to wrestle a bear? Yes"