Ross You're What?!

Battlefield

Adam Pov

"DIVE TIMTIM DIVE!" fifteen minutes into this war and we are losing horribly. I was pulling gaze out of its roll and started to wrap it around a large gash on Barney's shoulder, he muttered in his unconscious state. In my defense I had no idea Ross could pick up the couch, and nobody else did either as was evident when the edge of it grazed Barneys shoulder and nearly landed on Red. I dropped my phone on the battle field, hopefully the cavalry comes.

We won't be able to survive this much longer.

"DUCK DUCK DUCK" I heard Cory yell desperately as Ross aimed the coffee machine at Nick, thankfully Nick did duck and the coffee machine smashed against the wall. Spraying the surrounding soldiers with shards of metal and coffee grinds. Barney delicately touched his shoulder, I gently swatted his hand.

"Where dids Rott learns to throws likes that?" He asked rubbing his neck peaking around the corner to see our usally sweet Ross, giving people glares that would make Satan run for the hills. Cory slid in front of us carrying Nick fireman style over the shoulders.

"Ross hit him with a desk" Cory said carefully dropping Nick "I think he sprained his ankle but I couldn't tell as I was running for my life" I looked at the ankle Cory pointed at it was defiantly bruised and swollen. But I couldn't tell if it was broken or not.

"Dammit this is what Ross should be doing" I growled using an ankle wrap I found in the first aid kit Ross made us keep in the office. I saw Ross look around momentarily as if looking for something to throw, unless he was going to throw the lamp, which I wouldn't put him above. Ethan took this momentary confusion to try and tackle him, but Ross saw him. Grabbing the collar of Ethan's shirt he spun him right into a wall.

That's gotta' hurt... a lot.

"Cory get out there we need a distraction. I'm going to try and save Ethan" I said shifting Nick to Barney "If I don't come back tell Alesa and Mason I love them" At this point I'm not sure if I'm joking anymore.

"Ready set, RUN!" Cory ran in front of Ross waving his arms around generally just making himself a bigger target, Ross growled and picked up Ethan bridal style and stepped forward a few steps. Then placing him down gently, turning he picked up an empty editors desk and threw it at Cory. Cory yelped as the desk leg hit his ribs, I saw Jake run at Ross catching him in a headlock. I quickly grabbed Ethan and got out of there, just in time too.

Because I just saw the impossible.

Looking over my shoulder I saw Ross grab Jake's elbow and twist it so he was pinning Jake's arm behind his back, Jake looked surprised too. But that wasn't enough, Ross placed a hand on Jake's hip and full out flipped him over his head like the couch, only the couch didn't scream. Jake hit the floor with a thud leaving him dazed long enough for Ross to lock onto a new target.

Red.

I dropped Ethan off with Nick so Nick could check him out for anything serious. Turning I saw Red diving as a chair was thrown, he rolled behind one of the pillars. He looked at me then at the kitchen tilting his head at Ross.

Holy shit.

The man wanted to find a flash grenade. I hope he knew we were joking about the whole there are a pile of firecrackers in our cabinet thing. Until I realized we did have a whole cabinet full of firecrackers, right under the tea. I just realized the situation we are in right now, the youngest member of our office is throwing furniture at us, and handing our asses to us in the process.

"NOW" Red's voice snapped me out of my thoughts and I ran at Ross, hoping to do a John Cena on him.

Was I ever so wrong?

When I lunged he grabbed the back of my shirt, spun. and released me making a large pile of Adam in the middle of the floor. I sat up and groaned, Ross sure as hell had one fuck of a throwing arm. He started circling me like a big vulture teasing its prey before the final kill, playing a game of cat and mouse chasing it down only to free it again, until the mouse loses hope and gives up.

Yup definitely too much discovery channel.

In a hit or miss attempt to slow him down I grabbed his ankle, he stumbled nearly tripping but he caught himself last second. His glasses caught the light perfectly giving him completely white lenses anime style for a second. He smiled and grabbed my wrist and held them above his head, forcing me to stand on my tippy toes. Damn his height. Sure he only had a few inches on me but in a life or death situation it meant everything.

"ROLL ADAM!" And I tried desperately to do so, but Ross wouldn't budge the best I could do was close my eyes and turn the other way. I heard a loud bang and Ross cursed in what I assumed to be German, as he let go and stumbled slightly blinded.

Taking advantage of this moment Jake grabbed his wrist and held them above his head forcing Ross onto his tippy toes. Revenge is sweet. Ross blinked a few times to presumably clear his retina of the firecraker's flash, Red appeared around the corner holding an empty box of firecrackers. Ross blinked again and looked over his shoulder at me and Red he looked back at Jake and sighed.

"You shouldn't have done that" he smiled, I remembered he was pregnant what could he possibly do that would make us sorry?

I just jinxed it.

He sighed again and kicked off his shoes, he looked at Jake and took a deep breath. Ross jumped pulling with his arms, Jake doesn't budge and Ross is hanging midair Jake smiled and looked like he was going to make a comment. But Ross raised his legs and caught Jake's head in-between his thighs, arching backwards he sent Jake off balance so he let go of Ross' wrist. Ross caught himself and pushed causing Jake to fly over him, crashing to the ground. Ross let go of Jake and stood up brushing himself off.

"Ross?" Thank our lord and savior! Max finally got here, and by the sound of it he and Jin saw the entire Jake take down. Ross looked blankly at Max, and then he saw Jin. The beast we've been fighting for the past twenty minutes diapered, leaving Ross.

"Jin you bil-eo meog-eul jasig najung-e eongdeong-i soli e allim" Ross said in what might have been Korean hugging Jin who blush furiously at his words, Ross pulled back and patted his shoulder. "Max" He said snapping his fingers in front of Max's face.

"Yes Ross?" He said holding Ross' hand

"One, self-defense, wrestling and gymnastics class came in handy. And two take me to the hospital, my water broke you asshole." Max's eyes widened in panic, he picked Ross up bridal style and ran out the door. Jin was still blushing heavily rubbing the back of his neck.

"What did he say to you?" I asked curiously I've never seen Jin this flustered before, Jin sighed.

"Did you know we had a sibling system when I worked here? The thing is I was the younger one"

A/N Yup I really did just dedicate an entire chapter to how Ross handled contractions. I just realized I made an entire chapter about how Ross handled contractions. I just realized what I'm doing with life. Excuse me I'm going to rethink my life with Fluffy now. 

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