Ross You're What?!

THIS IS HALLOWEEN

Third person pov because it's easier

"ADAM DO YOU KNOW WHERE IVAN IS?" Jin yelled from the bathroom a makeup brush in his hand, Adams head poked around the corner. His golden ears flopping into his face, Mason reached up and tugged on it experimentally.

"Um no," he said trying to get Mason to let go of his ear. "Have you seen Ross? I haven't seen him since he left with the kids to get their costumes."

Ignoring Adam, Jin started cursing in Korean and disappeared around the corner to search for the lost child.

"Reds, is Kat ready?" Barney asked from outside of the hallway door, he was dressed up as Barney the dinosaur. With a bloody muzzle, not to mention he was carrying around a very real looking hatchet coated in the same rusty bloody color.

"No she isn't, she won't sit still." Red said with sounds of a struggle following soon after, Barney rolled his eyes and whistled clicking his tongue and patting his thigh.

"Ivans, heres boys! I have a treats for yous" he said looking around when he felt a weight on his tail, he turned to see a sliver wolf sinking his teeth into the cloth tail. "Heys! Watch it misters" he said jokingly prodding him with the end of the plastic hatchet.

Ivan looked up, his tongue lolling out of his mouth. His ears sticking straight up and his tail suspended in the air, Jin rounded the corner and picked Ivan up throwing the child over his shoulder playfully.

"I'm not done with your make up." He said bouncing the child, Alesa walked down the stairs stopping right before running into the oblivious Jin messing around with the child.

"Christ Jin, with where you're going!" She called after him making Arthur laugh in her arms, she smiled and cooed at her son. She wiped a loose faux fur away from his face, and looked at herself before rolling her eyes.

"Aha! Got you now!" Red said opening the door, Kat pouted and blew a raspberry at her father, she poked at his copper ears entertaining herself that way.

"Okay! Headcount!" Adam called getting everybody rounded up in the living room. "Barney the dinosaur?"

"Heres!" Barney yelled waving his hatchet in the air.

"Cloud?"

"Here!" Jin called leaning on his large sword.

"Foxy mama? And fluffy puff?"

"We're here you doofus" Alesa said rolling her eyes and bouncing Arthur.

"Tiny fierce wolf?"

"Zdes'" Ivan squeaked excited in his small voice, looking up at Barney as if searching for praise.

"I'll take that as a here. Tiny triceartops?"

"Here" Kat said softly looking up with a small smile.

"Red furry?"

"Get out Adam!" Red yelled making Ivan and Mason giggle.

"Me and tiny puppy are here" Adam said looking at the group as if counting them. "Where are the trips and the power couple?"

"We made it." Ross sad walking through the door dressed like Daenerys Targaryen, Max followed without a shirt looking like Khal Drogo. Matthew was dressed up like a purple and black dragon, silver horns adorning her head. Pandora was a red and black dragon a crown of roses sitting atop her head like a crown. And Newt as a black and green dragon with a crown of (fake) flickering flames.

"Whoo! And let's welcome the people that take Halloween seriously!" Jin clapped as Ross walked in the high heels he was wearing with ease, Newt balanced on his hip.

"I'd love to see you wear heels." He said looking at Jin before ruffling the shorter male's bleached blonde hair.

"Staph" Jin whined ducking and swatting at Ross' hands.

"Okay fall out ship, please stop fighting." Adam said placing a hand on both of their chest. Ross squeaked and held his fake boobs looking upfronted and down right violated.

"How dare thee touch my milk sacks." He said cradling his fake boobs with his left arm while Newt hissed and raised his fake claws in a defensive position.

Jin made a noise like a choking pig and collapsed into a fit of laughter as Adam backed away slowly and hide behind Alesa who playfully smacked his arm.

"Good job, you just groped the mother of dragons" she said looking at Ross a smile on her face.

"Okay so what's the plan?" Max asked putting Pandora and Matthew down, Ross looked at Barney and shrugged who in turned shrugged at Adam, who shrugged at Jin, who shrugged at red, who shrugged at Ivan, who shrugged at Alesa,  who shrugged at Max.

"Well if nobody had anything planned I was thinking Me, Barney, Jin, Adam, and Red all go around scaring teenagers." Max offered looking at his wife for permission.

"Brilliant just leave me and Alesa to watch seven kids and counting." He said sarcastically, Max looked down crestfallen.

Ross sighed and walked up to Max tapping his shoulder, Max looked up sadly. "Hey Maxy guess what?" Ross asked looking at Max, Max tilted his head as if asking. Ross grabbed his husbands hips and dipped him kissing him as he was dipped, making Max's face flame up a bright red.

"Go have fun with your friends, me and Alesa got this." He said smiling as Max tried to smile and hide his blush at the same time.

"And to think the whole internet thought it was the other way around." Jin said looking at Max's face and Ross', he was smiling himself because if that wasn't the cutest thing he's seen them do then he wasn't sure what would be.

Ross snapped his fingers and turned on his heels "they got the pregnancy right" he said, Jin shrugged and hooked Adam with his sword dragging him to the door.

"It's six right now" Adam said looking at his watch, "the plan is get free candy with the kids, and you guys will be back here between seven thirty and eight. We'll be back around nine, sound good?" Adam asked as everybody nodded.

"Great! Love you guys." He said to Alesa and Mason, "See you in a few hours!"
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2 in the morning

"THAT WAS A BAD IDEA!" Adam gasped as he burst through the door leaves and twigs coating his dog costume and mud coated almost every inch of the suit.

"YOU THINK?" Jin asked holding his side as paintball splatters covered every inch of his body, his hair was spray painted a disgusting shade of puke green his sword looked like it was ran through a lawnmower.

"NEVERS AGAINS" Barney said hysterically as half of the costume hung off his body ripped to shreds, revealing his white boxers with hearts. His plastic hatchet looked like a chewed up straw.

"OH GOD JESUS ALMIGHTY" Red managed to get out wiping egg out of his face, eggs and their shells coated his costume along with feathers and tar as it dropped from his tail.

"STICKING WITH THE KIDS NEXT YEAR" Max said soaping wet and covered in toilet paper. He shivered because he really wasn't wearing a shirt until he first place.

"Teenagers are so violent and easily offended nowadays" Jin said poking a paint splatter of mahogany on his arm.

"You're the one who called them punks you weeabo." Adam said spitting a leaf out and looking around the entrance to the house uncertainly.

"That's what they are" Jin said defending himself.

A/n Hi ya'll so, yeah, this is late. So would y'all get mad if I made a few little fluffy Christmas ficlets between the kids? Just like with them older or an Au or something? If you're cool with it comment a ship, crack or cannon, between the little demons.
Love~Kitten