Ross You're What?!

To early

Red pov

BZZZZZZzzzz

It's too early for this shit

BZZZZZZzzzz

It's too early to get a call

BZZZZZZzzzz

I should really get an actually ringtone, vibrating phone gets old after a while.

BZZZZZ- I cut it off mid buzz by answering the phone holding it close as I leaned over the edge of the bed Barney still clinging to my hip as he snoozed on.

"Red" I said simply not exactly feeling like being preppy and giving a long introduction to my mother at- I look at the clock- 3 am.

"Pleased to make your acquaints Red, I believe you are pals of Ross and Max Washington?" A crisp British voice asked through the phone, thoroughly shocking me I don't know anybody with a crisp British accent.

"What's it to you" I asked sitting up unhooking Barney from my hip, the voice chuckled softly before covering her end so all I could hear were a few muffled voices before she graced me with her presence again.

"Well how you take it is up to you but we are going to be dropping them and their triplets off by stealth helicopter in aproxemently five minutes and it came to our concern that they had housemates so we decided to give you a heads up." She said a deeper more masculine voice was muffled through the phone in the background "Sorry four minutes" She corrected.

"And why is a chunk of the squad getting dropped off by stealth helicopter at-" I look at my clock "-3:27 am?" I asked struggling to get a pair of pants on one handed.

"Oh, well one was assaulted by a bear and needed medical attention, and smuggling a bear cub on a plane isn't exactly easy" she said a few flicks were heard from her end of the line "Three minutes" she said.

"Please tell me this is a sick joke?" I asked pulling Barney's jacket on the girl on the other end sighed, I could hear the sarcasm she was about to fire at me.

"Yes and this is an automated voice" She growled voice dripping with venom and sarcasm, somehow the British accent made it sound like she was going to kill me even more.

"Gez lady sorry, but you called me at three in the morning I might be a bit tired" I said avoiding the squeaky stair on the way down.

"Yeah sorry 'bout that, been a long day for us at the office. Having a bear attack happen under your noses does damage to some of our members delicate mental state, we spent most of last night cooing the to sleep" She said sounding more tired than before, "one minute"

"You skipped two" I commented opening the backdoor stepping into the night, I felt the cold air attack my exposed face and ears. I shivered and walked into the middle of the yard.

"Well I didn't want to interrupt your yapping" She said doing what sounded like shifting the phone to her other ear "you should be able to see us soon"

"Good to know chivalry's not dead, and how am I supposed to know? You are in a stealth helicopter?" I asked looking in the star filled sky for the outline of a helicopter.

"We already landed hun" a voice said behind me, I jumped a few good feet in the air turning to see a small group of girls behind me a small helicopter was parked behind them. These girl really were quiet, a girl with pale skin and blonde hair held back in a tight ponytail stepped forward her pale blue eyes shined with mischief as she held her hand out to be shook.

"Hello Red, or should I say Micheal? Red it is. My name is Lela, the lady you talked to on the phone" she said her British accent even sharper and crisper in person. Which makes me think two very important things, one what are Ross, Max and the terrible trio doing with the group of female ninjas. And two who are the group of female ninjas that have a bear. And then they know my name, it's pretty safe to say that I don't trust them.

"Nice to meet you Lela now what are you doing with Ross, Max and the trips in the middle of the night in a stealth helicopter" I asked rubbing my temple, its too early for this shit. The one day I couldn't have just put my phone on silent, one of the girls in the front giggled the girl on her right sighed and elbowed her cutting off her giggles. This led to a full out elbowing war among the front row.

"ENOUGH" A deep masculine voice cut through the waves of pained grunts, a tall tan girl with long pale brown hair pulled back in a braid going just past her hip. Her eyes were some of the deepest green I have ever seen, a long white scar curled from under her scalp to her throat. The rest of the girls backed down almost instantly, a white tiger walked beside the girl rubbing its head against her head a silver bow slung over her shoulder.

"And who are you?" I asked I'm meeting more people today than I've wanted to the entire week, and that includes the entire office I really didn't want to do this.

"I am MoonWolf, leader of the Silver Woods a rescue team we found Ross after an almost fatal bear attack. When neither Max nor Ross was ready to make the trip home with their children in tow we took the responsibility upon ourselves to deliver them to their home. And Fluffy here as grown quite attached to Matthew and since she lost her mother, this was the best solution." She said traces of several accents ran through her words just faintly but there, I rubbed my face.

"Why is it always the squad that get themselves into the most ridiculous situations?" I asked no one in particular, MoonWolf smiled and pulled out a small vanilla folder "Whats this?" I asked flipping through its contents.

"These are the legal forms for a bear, and these are the medical documents, and this is a drawing Pandora did for you" She said pointing at a picture of a surprisingly well colored in dinosaur, above it was the word #REDNEY.

We really need to stop influencing these kids...

A/N I really hate writers block, a bit more than I should