The Killer's Girl (Watty Awards 2013)

Chapter 19- Treasure

Jeff's P.O.V.

"Slendy... Can you explain women to me?" I sighed, laying on his couch.

"No... I'm not that great with women. Why ask?" he asked, not paying attention.

"Because... I... Iris and I aren't doing so great... I don't want to lose her." He put his hand on my shoulder.

"Jeffey... I apologize. I am horrible with women and there isn't anything I can do to help you. Just make sure she's happy with you. Be good to her... I can't think of anything else."

I laid down and sighed.

"Slender Man... Have you ever been in love?" I asked.

"... That is not your business... But yes, I have." I sat up, somewhat curious.

"Really? Who?" I asked. He went quiet. "

"Well, you might as well tell me." I snapped.

"... She doesn't feel the same. She never will." I looked at the poor idiot. "Just tell me." I was pretty curious. "... My dear friend, Pinkamena. That's who I love. I love her in every way." I gave him a strange look. "Aren't you too old for her?" I asked. "I'm ageless, Jeff. And immortal." he responded. "Ah... I still think you're a bit old for her." He turned to me. "Jeff, she and I graduated the academy together. She's not any older than me."My mouth pretty much dropped. "She's really... REALLY old." I said in a daze. "She's immortally twenty five, as am I. When you hit twenty five, you'll never age again." he sighed. "I know how immortality works. I'm not a dumbass. We age until twenty five, stop aging, and live forever." He nodded. "Correct. She means everything to me." I felt bad for the poor fuck. "And now, she loves a clown." He nodded. "Yes... She loves him... It's hard for me to watch then together. I want to be him, sometimes. He has her heart." I didn't want him to know what a bitch she actually was, so I said nothing.

Finally, I stood up. "I know what I'm going to do. Bye Slendy." As soon as I walked out the door, I heard him begin to cry for Pinkamena. She had the nerve to call Iris a bitch, and she was testing up Slender Man like that. He deserved love, not Laughing Jack.

I walked past Pinkamena, who was as usual, flaunting her breasts like the slut she was. "Hello, Jeff. Your 'Incredibly pleasant' girlfriend kicked my shin today. Thank you so much for bringing her here." she laughed with venom in her voice. "Well, thanks for bringing that flow with you, he has brought misery to someone."

With that, I continued on my way to find Iris smoking a cigarette while leaning against a tree. "Hey, Iris." I said, smiling. "Hey, Jeff. The fuck are you up to?" she asked, smiling. "Nothing. Just insulting a certain pink haired bitch." She began to laugh. "This is one of the many reasons why I love you." What was I worried about? Our relationship was fine.

Then, I remembered the present I wanted to give her. It was currently in my pocket. "Hey, Iris. I have a surprise for you. Wanna see?" I asked. "If it's your dick again, I will not hesitate to yank that fucker off." she laughed. "No, it's not my dick." I sighed, reaching and finally finding the diamond locket I "Borrowed" from the jewelry store. "Here." I said, giving to her. She dropped her cigarette and stared at it. "Jeff... It's beautiful... Damn... Thanks..." She examined it. "Here... I'll put it on you." She nodded and turned around. I helped her put it around her neck. "Here... You can put pictures in that..." I said pointing to the locket. "Oh... I know what I want to put in it... Trust me." She smiled at me and stroked the necklace. "There... Consider it your treasure..." I kissed her softly. "Because as cheesy as it sounds, you're mine."