YOURS SINCERELY • newtmas au

Breakfast

"Nice jacket you have there,"

"Good morning to you, too, Sonya."

"Where'd ya get it?"

"Somebody gave it to me,"

"A Christmas gift?"

"Sort of,"

"Who gave it to you?"

"...will you please stop it with the bloody questions?"

"Just kidding. Here. Breakfast,"

"I'm going to forgive you for now only because you cooked up pancakes for breakfast,"

"Oh, I feel so honored,"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"What're you writing?"

"I thought I told you to stop with the questions."

"--Oh! Is that a letter for Thomas, again?"

"Yeah..."

"I like him. I feel like he has a good soul."

"I'm sure he'd be flattered to hear that,"

"Is that the same reason you're in love with him?"

"*chokes on orange juice*"

"Oh. Sorry."

"SONYA!"

"Oops. Sorry. No talking about your homosexuality in the house. My bad."

"I hate you more than I hate Minho right now,"

"Oh. Speaking of Minho. How is he?"

"Still a silent asshole."

"Do any of you plan to make up soon? Mom and dad would like to invite him and his grandparents to have dinner on Christmas."

"Again?"

"You know it's an annual thing, Newt."

"Right...I'll apologize to him today,"

"...I find it really weird to see the two of you not getting along."

"Huh. It is, isn't it?"

"I actually expect the two of you to get married someday."

"...SONYA!"

"Oh. Right. Sorry. Chastity for Thomas. My bad."

"Stop shipping me with him. He's got a girlfriend,"

"But that doesn't stop you from being oh-so-homerotic around him, does it?"

"That's bloody disgusting,"

"But it's true,"

"Whatever. Do you know where mom keeps her knitting stuff?"

"...why do you even--"

"Don't ask,"

"...Second drawer in the storage room,"

"Thanks,"

"No prob,"

"..."

"Hey, little bro?"

"Yes, sis?"

"Don't get pregnant out there,"

"Shut your yap, Sonya."