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Dearest Tommy,

Never underestimate my ability to set people up. Why, in fact, I'm juggling your love life along with training for a game this Saturday. You'd bloody better thank me by the time you get laid.

On another note, HA! Easy as pie, Tommy. I've cooked up the perfect date for your perfect girl.

Attached to this letter are the directions to a restaurant I know your girl Teresa would love. It's somewhere upstreet, near the Scorch Bar. It's got everything you've written: the ambience is somewhat Bohemian, the food'a Mexican, one of the waiters there look like Sam from you-know-what-show, and there're a lot of plants. And parrots. You can never go bloody wrong with parrots.

Now as for your budget...well, you're a WCKD student, meaning you're a rich kid, so I'm just going to assume you have the money for this.

Either way, you can check the place out sometime before Saturday, just to make sure that I've picked the right place that suits your tastes. But reallg now, Tommy, I'm 100% sure that my choice is accurate.

Yours sincerely,
Newt

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