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Thomas: newt call me

Thomas: answer my calls dammit

Thomas: NEWT

Thomas: i can't wait for the day after tomorrow for your letter to arrive here i need to know

Thomas: WHO THE FUCK IS PETER PANOVSKI

Thomas: WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME

Newt: i'll talk to you once you calm down

Thomas: I AM CALM

Thomas: DAMMIT

Newt: be quiet tommy i need to think

Thomas: what is there to think about

Thomas: look just tell me who he is and we'll both figure it our alright

Newt: it's just

Newt: i'm not sure

Thomas: about what?

Newt: everything

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Rachel: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE NOT SURE ABOUT

Thomas: I KNOW RIGHT

Rachel: HE JUST NEEDS TO TELL US WHO THIS PETER PANOVSKI PERSON IS

Rachel: WHY IS HE BEING SO SECRETIVE ABOUT IT

Thomas: I DON'T KNOW

Thomas: WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS LOCK

Rachel: I DONT KNOW

Rachel: IT'S EASIER THIS WAY

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Newt: minho

Newt: ugh minho where are you

Minho: i am in the hospital

Newt: oh right

Newt: i sort of forgot about that

Minho: how the shuck could you forget you visited me like an hour ago wtf

Newt: my brain's weird

Newt: listen

Newt: if, hypothetically, you're helping out your boyfriend by trying to find out who's bullying said boyfriend's ex girlfriend, and you end up discovering that it's your assoholic ex boyfriend's doing said bullying, but you don't want to tell your current boyfriend that because you're sort of afraid of what your ex boyfriend would do to boyfriend, what the heck will you do?

Minho: i'm having a nosebleed

Minho: english, newt

Newt: whoops sorry

Newt: robbie's peter panovski

Minho: WHAAAAAAAAAAATT

Minho: WHAT THE SHUCK

Minho: Robbie?

Newt: yes

Minho: Your Robbie?

Newt: Used-To-Be-My Robbie

Minho: Robbie, who blew up the principal's car last year?

Newt: yes

Minho: Robbie, who illegaly owns a gun?

Newt: yes

Minho: Robbie, who broke out of juvinile detention?

Newt: yes

Minho: Robbie, who killed cats for fun back in fifth grade?

Newt: wait i didn't know about tha--

Minho: TELL YOUR TOMMY

Minho: TELL HIM

Minho: ROBBIE NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN

Newt: MINHO SHUT UP

Newt: look. this is exactly why i don't want tommy knowing about this

Newt: Robbie's stone-hard and Tommy's, well...he's Tommy

Newt: if push comes to shove, I don't want him to get hurt

Minho: look, newt

Minho: i don't fucking care

Minho: i'll be honest with you, i don't give a shuck about your tommy

Minho: i don't care if he's your boyfriend or if you don't want him to be hurt

Minho: Robbie's dangerous and you know that. Now that he's messing around with the WCKD kids, he must be planning something. Something that'll get everyone hurt.

Minho: so please, Newt.

Minho: tell thomas

Minho: i don't want to say this, but he's our best chance

Minho: he'd know what to do

Minho: because he's a WCKD kid

Newt: you're an asshole Minho

Newt: but

Newt: you're right

Newt: sorry, my feelings got the better of me

Minho: same here

Minho: sorry i hate your thomas so much

Newt: no it's alright

Newt: in fact, with what you said just know, i think you secretly like him

Minho: shut up

Minho: he's smart, but he's still the shuckiest shuck-face shuck i've ever met

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a/n: so i said i was going on a full-on hiatus until march but hey there's no harm in updating just a bit.