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Thomas: that was the worse five hours i had in my life

Newt: aw cmon it wasnt that bad

Newt: Teresa and I had fun!

Thomas: yeah. had fun in tormenting me, that is

Newt: it was surprisingly easy, considering how much we both knew about you ;)

Thomas: ugh

Thomas: you know...i was expecting it to be awkward

Newt: what? your bowling skills?

Thomas: no. you and teresa meeting.

Newt: oh

Newt: well, to ge honest, so did i.

Newt: i expected her to be a snobby little bitch but she was actually really cool

Newt: i get why you liked her

Thomas: you're not straightening out on me are you newton

Newt: no!

Newt: i was just saying that Teresa was wonderful company

Newt: tell her that i look forward to hanging out with her again

Thomas: i'll pass the message

Thomas: so...the plan?

Newt: the plan >:)

Thomas: think it'll work?

Newt: it depends how smart this "peter panovski" is

Newt: i doubt he'll see it coming though. he's dealing with two of WCKD's smartest students

Thomas: plus you

Newt: right. plus me

Thomas: i trust your eyes are as sharp as you claim them to be?

Newt: sharper than yours that is

Thomas: ouch

Newt: i think your glasses look very cute on you, though

Thomas: but they get in the way of kissing

Newt: when has that ever stop us?

Thomas :)

Newt: ;)

Thomas: good night babe

Newt: ah, that

Newt: i think it should be mentioned that i don't like being called babe

Thomas: whaaaaaat????

Newt: it's disgusting

Thomas: it's endearing!

Newt: it would be if i were some highschool girl in heat

Newt: but im not, in case you haven't noticed

Thomas: alright then at least let me call you something else

Newt: why can't we just call each other by our names like a normal couple

Thomas: news flash: normal couples have endearing nicknames for each other

Newt: whatever. i'm calling you tommy

Thomas: and i'm calling you darling

Newt: ugh

Thomas: pooky bear?

Newt: what am i, a stuffed toy?

Thomas: schnookums?

Newt: i feel sorry for the future children you'll have to name

Thomas: cuddle muffin?

Newt: darling is fine

Thomas: glad to hear it, cuddle muffin ;)

Newt: ugh

Newt: good night, tommy

Thomas: good night, newt :)