"He's flirting with me."
"He's not flirting with you, Newt. Don't be stupid."
"How is that stupid? Look. Here. 'Or lead it to something else entirely...' He's obviously flirting with me, Minho."
"The only obvious thing here is that you're reading too much into that letter."
"Wha--Oi! Give that back!"
"Nope. Not until you finish your ice cream."
"Bloody hell. You're starting to sound like my mother."
"Ice cream, Newtie poo. I'll hold on to this scrap of paper for now--no one's interrupting our friendly date. Oh, and don't worry, shank. You can trusy that I won't wisk you off your feet with my dastardly good charms. Keep your virginity intact though. Don't let that shuck-face impregnate you."
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YOURS SINCERELY • newtmas au
FanfictionThomas is writing letters to Newt, who seems to be the other side of the coin he's stuck to. ( tmr highschool au feat. newtmas with a dash of bromantic minewt )
