Tommy,
You bloody buggin' slintheaded-shank.
I'm starting to get pissed now, truly. This thing between us had started out so well, too. Apparently, even if I tried, I couldn't ignore the fact that YOU'RE TOO PATHETIC!
Okay then, so there aren't any girls who're meant for you or interest you in this world. Only Barbie doll Agnes, and apparently, you're not even brave enough to ask her out. Like WTF Tommy??!???
With the way you're complaining, you're making it sound like you've done everything for this girl where in fact you haven't even done so much as tk ask her out! JUST ASK HER OUT, TOMMY! You wouldn't know if you had a chance if you didn't bloody try! If you're gonna keep telling me about your pathetic love life, then you could at least listen to me when I tell you to TRY AND CHANGE IT!
And here I though private school slugs had more balls than that. Or maybe you just lacked some, Tommy?
You know what? I don't have to deal with this bloody klunk you have. I'm just going to wait until you ask Teresa out on a date. That's what I'm going to do--wait for you to ask the girl out, and write back once you do. Because you obviously would need my help when it comes to date plans.
Yours sincerely,
Newt
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YOURS SINCERELY • newtmas au
FanfictionThomas is writing letters to Newt, who seems to be the other side of the coin he's stuck to. ( tmr highschool au feat. newtmas with a dash of bromantic minewt )
