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Passing Notes in Class

Newt: minho

Minho: newtie poo what's up

Newt: minho no

Minho: y?

Minho: you don't like being called newtie poo?

Newt: no

Minho: aweeeee im so sad :'-(

Newt: stop that

Minho: :'-(

Newt: that's so creepy

Minho: what is?

Newt: the nose

Minho: ah

Minho: :^)

Newt: and what is that supposed to be

Minho: a carrot nose

Minho: bc u know, christmas.

Newt: bloody dork

Newt: shuck we've already wasted a page of my notebook and i still havent asked you yet

Minho: to the prom?

Minho: u know newt, i know you're ashamed by the fact that your best friend is gay and you probably are too but really

Minho: don't ask me to the prom while we're in detention

Newt: shut the shuck up

Newt: prom is like 5 months away slinthead

Minho: ah well you were always such an earlybird

Newt: i need your phone

Minho: to check out my porn?

Minho: hey that rhymed :^D

Newt: MINHO

Minho: jk jk okay why would you need my phone

Newt: thomas gave me his number

Minho: thomas?

Minho: asshat thomas?

Newt: yeah him

Minho: wtf why would he give you his number

Newt: i asked

Minho: ASKLFAJDHSJADAS

Minho: WHY ARE U SO SMOOTH NEWT I COULDNT GET A GIRL'S NUMBER BACK WHEN I WAS STRAIGHT

Newt: probably because you had HOMO written all over you

Newt: but anyway

Newt: i asked for thomas' number and he gave it to me but you know my problem

Minho: u dont have a phone

Newt: right

Newt: which is exactly why i need yours

Minho: hmmm

Minho: lemme think about it

Newt: no

Newt: BUT WHY

Minho: first of all, you don't know this guy. what if he's a 60-year old pervert who's spent a month trying to win a 17-year old boy's trust just to have phone sex with him and maybe get into his pants someday? how sure am I that you won't be raped over the phone?

Minho: second, he's straight as a stick. didn't you just help him score a date with that teresa chick?

Minho: third, it's my phone. what if he texts me dirty stuff in the middle of class? what if he calls me up to have phone sex in the middle of the night?

Minho: not that i wouldnt appreciate that, but still.

Newt: i'll give you the cute librarian boy's number

Minho: deal

Newt: bloody homo

Minho: wtf how did you get librarian boy's number btw

Newt: he left it on the first page of the book i borrowed yesterday

Minho: damn that ass of yours can work wonders, newt

Minho: tell me why you won't go out with me again?

Newt: because you're my best friend, minhoe! :^D

Minho: you adorable shuckface

Newt: tommy called me a sweet cinnamon roll btw

Minho: no shit?

Newt: an angel, too

Minho: wtf why do you and your penpal get along so well in such a short time meanwhile aris and i just cant seem to get on the same platform or something

Newt: how poetic

Minho: idk if he's even cute

Newt: you'll get to it eventually

Minho: sure hope so. when are you borrowing my phone?

Newt: i'll tell you when im borrowing it

Minho: dont delete my porn

Newt: ugh okay fine

Minho: great janson is eyeing us now we should probably stop

Newt: should i flash him my wonderful ass?

Minho: newt no