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Passing Notes on a Tissue Paper

Minho: YOU DIDNT TELL THEM

Newt: I CANT

Newt: IT'LL BREAK MY DAD'S HEART

Minho: WELL

Minho: IT'LL BREAK YOUR MOM'S HEART WHEN SHE FIND OUT YOUR LYING

Newt: im not lying

Newt: im simply delaying the truth

Minho: riiiiight

Minho: goddam it there's not enough tissue in this house

Newt: blame sonya

Newt: anyway just shut up and play along alright

Minho: fine

Minho: only because i like your sister's cookies

Newt: y'know, if you weren't gay i would've thought that you had a crush on my sister

Minho: well

Minho: i thought she was really pretty back when we were freshmen

Newt: WHAT

Minho: lol i used to have a picture of her up my room too

Newt: WHAT

Minho: only because she's an angel

Minho: and because she makes mean gingerbread cookies

Newt: YOU

Newt: STAY AWAY FROM SONYA, FUCKBOI

Minho: lmao

Minho: would you prefer i had a picture of you up my room? ;)

Newt: no

Newt: i can't believe it

Newt: no wonder she always lost a panty whenever you visited when we were freshmen

Minho: shhhhhhhh ;)