"Is he mad at you?"
"I don't know,"
"Are you mad at him?"
"Shouldn't you be wrapping presents, Sonya?"
"Oh, but I want to see the latest episode of my favorite Newtmasflix drama. Tell me: are you finished with the sweater you were knitting him?"
"Wha--HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?"
"Well, like duh. Our browser history literally has, like, a hundred search entries for 'how to knit a sweater'?"
"Well, shuck,"
"Good thing there's no porn, though. I am proud of you, little brother."
"Just go away already."
"But--"
"Please, Sonya. I need to bloody think."
"..."
"..."
"Okay..."
"Thanks."
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YOURS SINCERELY • newtmas au
FanfictionThomas is writing letters to Newt, who seems to be the other side of the coin he's stuck to. ( tmr highschool au feat. newtmas with a dash of bromantic minewt )
