Breakfast

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"Is he mad at you?"

"I don't know,"

"Are you mad at him?"

"Shouldn't you be wrapping presents, Sonya?"

"Oh, but I want to see the latest episode of my favorite Newtmasflix drama. Tell me: are you finished with the sweater you were knitting him?"

"Wha--HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?"

"Well, like duh. Our browser history literally has, like, a hundred search entries for 'how to knit a sweater'?"

"Well, shuck,"

"Good thing there's no porn, though. I am proud of you, little brother."

"Just go away already."

"But--"

"Please, Sonya. I need to bloody think."

"..."

"..."

"Okay..."

"Thanks."

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