Percy: GUYS! LOOK WHO IS STANDING NEAR THE CAMP ENTRANCE!
Piper: Who is it to make you type in all caps? Hercules? Zeus himself?
Percy: Even worse.
Jason: Your old stepdad?
Percy: Oh gods no, it's Octavian.
Annabeth: Isn't he supposed to be you know, dead?!
Luke: Well I was dead but I came back.
Hades: Don't get me started with you. The first week there he hits on Persephone, plays fetch with Cerberus, and got a group of souls to dance to thriller!
Hunter: Flirted with Persephone? Oh did he now?!
Nico: Can you just tell us why Octavian is here?! Why not keep him in the fields of punishment?
Hades: That boy complained so much the furies came to me and threatened to quit.
Hunter: Please don't tell me that he's staying here!
Hades: Oh Hades no, just for a day. To give me some peace and quiet. I can't just give the dead life more and more! It'd ruin my reputation!
Nico: Because ruler of the underworld is such a noble title.
Hades: I just need a couple of you to take Octavian to the mortal world for a day. Someone who is tolerant with little anger.
Hazel: Wow look at the time! I got to go do a thing!
Annabeth: *Steps back*
Hunter: Wait Ashley, you volunteered?
Ashley: Actually I'm going out for the day. Important demigod business.
Leo: Yup, it's very dangerous. Too much for even you to handle.
Hades: How about you and Nico, Hunter! You can even bring your special friend, Nico.
Nico: Dad stop.
Will: Hey, this might be fun! I'll get to hang out with my brother and go on a date.
Hunter: And I'll be third wheeling. Yay. Unless Luke gets some guts and joins.
Luke: I'd love to go but I don't think having two formally dead people around is a good idea and besides I'm busy today.
Hunter: What, flirting with goddesses?
Luke: Unless it's you sweetie then no.
Hunter: You flirt.
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Hunter: Well today wasn't a total bust. Now not only am I banned from Chuck e Cheese but I'm now banned from Build a Bear. Next stop: Disney World.
Percy: How?
Nico: One word, Octavian.
Hunter: We brought him to the mall and went to build a bear.
Piper: He didn't!
Will: He did but Hunter joined in at the last minute. The place was full of fuzz and bear caucuses after ten minutes. I managed to save Nico a stuffed koala bear!
Octavian: Oops.............You might of said that too late.
Nico: Are you kidding me?!
Percy: I know how you feel dude.
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