The Nonexistent 3rd Percy Jackson Movie

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This will be a chapter to celebrate them letting us out of prison aka school

Percy: I want to know why they haven't made the Titan curse a movie yet?

Hunter: According to the box office and me it sucked.

Annabeth: I agree

Percy: Why?! You are in both movies.

Annabeth: They failed to make me blond.

Ashley: I thought you hated being blond.

Annabeth: Oh I do. I want to look like me though.

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Piper posted a new album 'Dad's Second Wedding'

Jason: Nice

Leo: Yeah NICE DRESS PIPER!!!!

Ashley: Where is Hunter? I know she was busy this weekend but come on.

Leo: Is that Hunter in the wedding? IN A DRESS?! XD

Piper: uh no that's my cousin. I guess they look the same.

Leo: Oh really. WHY IS THAT GIRL WEARING A BRACELET FROM CAMP?!

Piper has logged off.

Hunter: Hey everyone I'm back from a weekend without wifi! I can live again.

Elizabeth: Care to tell us anything?

Ashley: Yes. Where have you been this weekend?

Hunter: With my mom. It was her birthday.

Ashley: I thought her birthday was in April.

Hunter: um NEGATIVE!!!!!

Hunter has logged off.

Leo: I think Hunter has explaining to do.

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Leo: Care to explain?

Hunter: Piper invited me to the wedding

Annabeth: Lies.

Piper: Just because you are the daughter of Athena doesn't mean you have to be a smart ass.

Luke: You know the bride looks like Hunter some....

Jason: Oh I get it

Percy: Wow

Leo: What?! I am confused!!

Ashley: Sweetie, Hunter's mom married Piper's dad.

Leo: But isn't she a flower lady?

Ashley: Yes

Leo: HAHAHA THIS IS PRICELESS

Hunter: You do realize I have my dagger on me 24/7

Ares: And you are messing with a god?

Percy: Run Leo.

Ares: Ten second head start.

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Hunter: Probably the only wedding I'll ever go to

Piper: What about your own?

Hunter: That nonexistent thing?

Piper: You got engaged to Hitler

Hunter: Pure accident

Luke: Personally I don't mind never seeing you in a dress ever again. It's not you.

Hunter: Thank you. I'll never wear white because the blood of enemies will show and never be pronounced ball and chain.

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Hello everyone! Update will be often so lucky! I am still having the offer for people to be in a chapter and if we like you, you might return.

QOTD: What are your summer plans?

Ashley: To sleep

Hunter: Rewatch all of Doctor Who, and Sherlock. Also cry about Supernatural..... SuperWhoLocks unite.

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